WARNING: Dunce is Too Fast!
We regret to inform you that our app, Dunce, is experiencing a severe case of hyper-efficiency.
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Users have reported the following alarming symptoms:
- Finding song lyrics before they even finish typing
- Not being able to use any other site (because they are all too slow)
- Forgetting what buffering feels like
- Developing an addiction to instant gratification
Genius.com Appreciation Time:
Remember the good old days of waiting? Genius.com kindly provides you with ample time to reflect on life's mysteries while their pages load (trust me, they will give you all the time in the world).
We're working hard to introduce artificial delays and random errors to make you feel more at home (just kidding).