Possibly the funniest skit ever. Off the Slim Shady LP, a homosexual Ken Kaniff (voiced by Aristotle an underground rapper) calls Eminem and his reaction is hysterical.[Ken Kaniff, (Operator), & Eminem]

I'm gonna call this motherfucker

Oh, fuck yeah

Give him a piece of my mind, a piece of my ass

(Thank you for waiting, hello, may I help you?)

Oh, thank you, I need to make a collect call

(What number?)

Oh, the number is **6-2***

(At the tone, please say your name)

Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut, automated piece of shit

Yo

Hey there, cock boy

Who's this?

This is Ken Kaniff

Who?

Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch

From Connecticut?

Yeah, you wanna get a-

I don't know nobody in Connecticut

You wanna get a hotel room with me?

A hotel room?

Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?

Yo, who is this, Cage?

Hey, you want me to fuckin' melt in your mouth and not in your hand?

Melt in your ass, you little cock boy

Yo, shut up, you lil bitch

Oh, you think I'm lyin', huh?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha