[CADY, spoken]

Woah. Who is at that table there?

[DAMIAN, spoken]

Don't look at them, just don't!

[DAMIAN, sung]

We call those three "The Plastics"

They're shiny, fake, and hard

[JANIS]

They play their little mind games

All around the schoolyard

[DAMIAN]

They might insult your clothing

Or make fun of your name

[JANIS]

Like they mocked Jen Moorecock

'Til she burst into flame

[DAMIAN, spoken]

And Ms. Moorecock was a teacher..

[JANIS, spoken]

Regina George is the queen bee. She's always dressed up, she always wins Spring Fling Queen. We're just drones who work for her, then die.

[REGINA]

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

Fear me, love me

Stand and stare at me

And these, these are real

I've got money and looks

I am, like, drunk with power

This whole school

Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen

I never weigh more than one-fifteen

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

[JANIS, spoken]

That's Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody.

[DAMIAN, spoken]

That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

[GRETCHEN]

Yes, Regina

No, Regina

Every waking hour

I spend making sure Regina

George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun

Then I'm a disco ball

'Cause I'm just as bright and fun

If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you

And bring them to my master

Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

[DAMIAN, JANIS]

Disaster!

[GRETCHEN]

Regina is the queen

But I'm the head of worker bees

As I am seated at her right hand

[DAMIAN, GRETCHEN]

Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[JANIS, spoken]

That is Karen Smith:

The dumbest person you will ever meet

[Damian, spoken]

I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.”

[KAREN, sung]

My name is Karen

My hair is shiny

My teeth are perfect

My skirt is tiny

It barely covers

My perky hiney

My name is Karen

I may not be smart

[KAREN, spoken]

That's it.

[REGINA]

Right

We never really do this

But how'd you like to

Have lunch with us this week?

[CADY, spoken]

Oh, it’s okay, I…

[REGINA, sung]

No, no need for you to thank us

There's no need to even speak

[GRETCHEN]

You're new and you don't know things

You need good friends who can tell you what to think

See you here same time tomorrow

[KAREN]

On Wednesdays we wear pink

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN]

On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[All overlap]

[REGINA]

Here's where you belong

Here's where you belong

Here's where you belong

Here's where you belong

[GRETCHEN]

Yes, Regina

No, Regina

Every waking hour

I spend making sure Regina

George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun

Then I'm a disco ball

'Cause I'm just as bright and fun

If you've had alcohol

[KAREN]

My name is Karen

My hair is shiny

My teeth are perfect

My skirt is tiny

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN]

Wear something nice and grab a tray

'Cause we don't do this every day

Say here's where you belong

Say here's where you belong

[REGINA, spoken]

No, really. Say it.

[REGINA, GRETCHEN & KAREN (CADY)]

Say

Here's where you belong (Here's where I belong)

[GRETCHEN]

Come sit with us tomorrow

It'll be fetch!