[Chorus]

In Heaven, there is no beer (no beer)

That's why we drink it here

And when we're gone from here

All our friends will be drinkin' all our beer

In Heaven, there is no beer (no beer)

That's why we drink it here

And when we're gone from here

All our friends will be drinkin' all our beer

[Verse 1]

We're The Polkamaniacs

Sit back, enjoy, relax

Come on, you boys and girls

It's a party at the end of the world

[Spoken Bridge]

And right about now we're gonna introduce ourselves

So you'll all get to know us

We have on the lead-

(phone ringing) Oh wait a minute, I gotta get this

Hello? Yeah, yep. Who is- oh, "Dang Skippy", on the guitar! Good!

And- and look, we got on speakerphone. We got "Bo Squeeze" on the accordion. Awesome!

And over there, over there, on the saxamophone and all those other gizmos! "Dr. Erok"!

And who can forget, that guy on the drums, "Drum Shtick"

Right over there, right behind me, sneaking up on me! "Wolfie" on the bass guitar!

"Zombo" right here, you right there!

[Chorus]

In Heaven, there is no beer

That's why we drink it here

And when we're gone from here

All our friends will be drinkin' all our beer

[Verse 1]

We're The Polkamaniacs

Sit back, enjoy, relax

Come on, you boys and girls

It's a party at the end of the world

[Outro]

That's right, it's a party at the end of the world

End of the world!