[Intro: Shofu]

Yeah! We're back

You asked for this, we did this for y'all, man

Don't blame me when your house burns down

(Bitch, it's Matt Houston)

Cypher 2016, go!

[Verse 1: Shofu]

I'm back up on my Gary Oak shit (Yuh)

Every hit is critical, my energy is focused (Woo)

You gon' need a potion (Uh-huh), bars is straight corrosion

We blowin' up, you hate, then you get caught in the Explosion

This King N on his throne

This the illest Pokémon flow

I'm just riding 'round in my city catching these hoes like Pokémon Go (Woo)

And you niggas already know

Fire Flashin', Shofu know he hot

Your girlfriend seen my lure, I keep her coming like a PokéStop (Damn)

I got zero matches lost

Come get all your badges dropped (Uh-huh)

You soft, I roast a nigga 'til he looking like a Flareon (Woo)

My bag is topped, I'm on another level in a candy shop

You talkin' shit but when I come around you gone like Ash's pops (Goddamn)

Pockets heavy, bitch, I'm ballin' like Magearna

My back against the wall, I draw that weapon like a Smeargle (Woo)

Welcome to the art show, Rattata you F.E.A.R. us

I'm lookin' for a queen, right now I got a Nidorina (Yeah)

Ain't nobody hot as me (Nah), always been a prodigy (Uh-huh)

I'm hard body, what's a strong arm to Deoxys-D? (Damn)

Snorlax in my way but, nigga, that ain't even stoppin' me

Incense on my shirt, it's crazy how these bitches flock to me (Woo)

The flow shocking like a Rotom in your TV

Encore on my verse 'cause you gon' leave my shit on repeat (Yeah)

I'm headed to the top, you gon' need Future Sight to see me

My team is too strong, you don't wanna see the CP (No)

Boy, this the Pokémon Cypher

You don't feel this shit then you's a motherfuckin' liar

Bars hit you heavy, leave you lookin' like a Psyduck (Yeah)

Dialga on my wrist and he sayin' that your time's up

[Verse 2: Shofu & Scoot]

I will never lose, which one you choose, the Sun or the Moon?

Bitch, we don't do interviews

Playing games, throwing flames in and out the booth

I'm boosting up I hit Baton Pass, get 'em Scoot

And we been the truth

My top down, spin around, I'm in a villain suit

My flow surf, boy, you gonna need a inner tube

And you knowing you the greatest when they Mimikyu

Run this shit, hold B, got my tennis shoes

I'm coming back like a U-turn

Bite a nigga's style, get your mothafuckin' tooth hurt

No hands like a Wooper

The way a nigga dazzling, I'm leaving unaffected

If you really wanna shoot first

The freshest up in Lumiose, it's all in my clothes

I'm throwing balls at your chick like Pokémon Go

She a Tropius, I put banana all in her throat

We got a team of legendaries but don't nobody know

And you already know, I got the Dex, let me get 'em

Snatch your chick and then I get the pussy hot, that's Litten

Cold, I need mittens

Soundproof, I don't listen

You ain't talking money, get Amnesia, I forget 'em

Battle anybody, win, oh, you don't even wanna press start

Hit a couple times and now you looking like a Wimpod

You losing, I'm winning, you don't understand it

Spit poison, I'm fire, I look like Salandit

My style, my swagger, too much for you randoms

My arms on your head now you look like a rabbit

The bars so ugly like a Palpitoad

Bitch, I'm hotter than the sun, Solgaleo

I got an Alpha flow, I put you in the ground with it

Choose a path to go, boy, if I'm on it you'll regret it

Hazards gone, I'm rapid spinning, acid spitting on you niggas

My venom burn through your denim 'til you looking like a Drifblim (Drifblim, Drifblim, Dri-Dri-Drifblim, Drifblim, Dri-Dri-Driflblim, Driblim, Drifblim, Drifblim, Drifblim, Drifblim, Dri-Dri-Drif...)

[Verse 3: Scoot]

Ivysaur, number two, I'm the shit, boy

Triple it and I'm number six, Fire Spin's when I spit, boy

Viola late, no X and Y

That black man don't need to fly

Them fairy types all gotta die

Slurpuff, Unburden, prioritize

Scrafty dude, attitude

Weak dudes, Mirror Moves

You lose, Ice Cubes

Vanilluxe, double scoop

I'm a fucking fool, Mime Jr. mood

Niggas running up got loose screws

Magnemite, Electrike, spark the blunt Drifblim, I'm high

Twisted, I'm lifted

Don't miss it, I'm Swiftness

You tempted to Run Quick

Sick shit, it's Litwick

Litten flames, don't play no games

Popplio was a damn shame

Rowlet, he clean as fuck

Bowtie, nigga, what's up?

Yungoos, mean mug

Grubbin, I'm the plug

Pikipek got the secret tech

No mouth, just respect

Lunala eclipsing, that Moongeist be ripping

Solgaleo be tripping, on the sun he sipping

This that O.T., you can say a Dialga over me

Palkia, give me space, no reaching in, I got Deoxys-D

Move your feet, no Hitmonlee

You can't Mimic me, you Sudowoodo tree

Mean Look, don't try to flee

'Cause you inhale like a Stockpile 3

Swallow your pride, bow down, I'm royal

Scalding hot, overflowing, that's boil

Servine, thirty-six, that's Coil

Exeggcute, rotten eggs spoil

Loyal, like Jenny's K-9

I get tail like the fox, all nine

I shine like a chain of forty

My Pokés are rare and always on Jolty

[Verse 4: PokeaimMD]

J my name is Joey, battles what I go about

Miltank the mascot, swerve when I Rollout

Nasty as a Muk smell when it comes to bars

A Sky Uppercut will leave you floating with the stars

Pokeaim's the channel, ain't nobody cooler

So damn strong that I'm way beyond Ubers

It's too damn easy, I'm the guy not to mess with

Cause every damn move I use is super effective

Young Strong Jaw chomping for the bread

Tried to hit me with your best, didn't matter, knew your spread

Like a roaming legendary we ain't battle cause you fled

Boy you lucky that I didn't drop a Draco on your head

Mega Eon, ain't nobody flyer

Yawn 'til I Snore you got me bored so I'm tired

Didn't even need a full party with me to beat ya

I'm hungry pardon me while I go heat these fajitas

[Verse 5: Haydunn]

They call me Haydunn and they hatin' but I said that before

Now y'all looking like you never seen my level before

If bars are what I owe you in a battle that's a nice try

I'll end you, 6-0, get rid of your Wi-fi

I run the meta, if you ain't know this then give it up

I stay on my last form, you play in Little Cup

Open up your storage cause your new teams fell

It's always competitive season and you seeing L's

Riding around on that Goat

I Surf never no boat

I'll make your whole team Dive, drown, if you tryna stay float

I be rolling through my region all alone, I don't roll with y'all

New Bike, that's a hot rod like a Ponyta

I got the moves you couldn't learn with a TM

Dittos try to copy but they can never be him

2016 go hard as Roggenrola

'Til it's time to kick back and vacation in Alola

[Interlude: Shofu Tha Beatdown]

What's popping with it, Shofu Tha Beatdown

Hair on top of my head only, Pidgeot

Dark and I'm fly, head Honchkrow, let's get it (Team Mystic)

B-E-A-T-D-O-W-N, get 'em

[Verse 6: Shofu Tha Beatdown]

You can't get rid of me

Everybody's feeling me

Three years saving up all this Octillery

I had to make your girl screech louder than a bat goes

Matter fact I had to strike twice 'cause I Zapdos

Thunderbolts I eat 'em up, you can call it Thunder Fang

I'm so cold you say my name your teeth freeze, Ice Fang

Bite your girl's neck she gets hot, Fire Fang

Look at me I Carey this team like Mariah's name

Pokémon games I played right

Heart so Dark I make Eevee an Umbreon in daylight

She can see my nuts for the first time, Premier Balls

Rhymes so sick, you'd think I had a Sheer Cold

K.O.!

Rampardos would be jealous of me

Because I got a big forehead, I give a mean Headbutt

You's a little homie, brown-nosing that's a Headbutt

She gave me top and bottom, we call that a Headbutt

P-O-K-E-M-O-N, I'm fly Moltres

I stay above the ground like Ghost legs

Me and my bros flex

Skill level isn't too common like brown pigeons

Cross chop a Miltank on its side like I'm cow tipping

Flow ill, I need to get that shit sterilized

When I use Lick she don't get Paralyzed

They call me Beatdown cause I make sure that my power felt

I'm way stronger than Machoke I ain't wearing no Power Belt

Getting coins is prevalent

You ain't us, you ain't relevant

Came in this thing Krumping, arms swinging like an Elekid

Y'all said I couldn't rap before but now I do this

Still wanna hate? S-H-O-F-U then

B-B-B-B-B-B-Beatdown and I'm back

I'm using Earthquake, you going underground to attack

I know you Dig me, West Side, Shofu Squad

Buh b-b-b-buh b-b-b-buh buh buh bitch!

[Interlude: Trickywi & Shofu]

Take my hand and dance with me

We'll start slowly, dare to proceed? (Get 'em)

[Verse 7: Trickywi]

I'll make 'em bow in the day and the dark night

Gold or Silver I am draped in the moonlight

I have a lot to show and I'll have the final blow

Keep up with my tempo I'm too fast but you know though

Queen of all the elements

I'll make your moves irrelevant

I'm loving every bit of it

You thought I was so delicate

I'm savage but so elegant

You're scared of me it's evident

I know why you're so hesitant

I'll leave you feeling desolate

Take my word, I am not just a flower

I'll learn to take you and then beat you by the hour

I'll burn you down and watch you fall like the Brass Tower

It's so fun to watch you whimper and then cower

My dance doesn't sound that bad right?

I mean you'll probably feel some pain from the last fight

Please amuse me, entertain me

Just remember that I'm not just an Eevee

[Interlude: RogersBase]

Back like we never left like Brago D. Ace, you already know who it is

Roger D Luigi, the anime king, let's go

[Verse 8: RogersBase]

Name's RogersBase, got me the Will of D

Repping Sabo Charizard, Mera Mera no Mi

While I'm watching One Piece you're crying over Butterfree

Keep my bars PG, we Disney

Just kidding 'bout my linguistics

I'm like Machamp with No Guard, Punches that are Dynamic

Confusing little Poochyena who pretend they're slick

I'm in Unova banging Skyla, TM56

That's Fling son, but you don't know because you never even had one

This ain't a roast but if it was it'd be a Take Down

Double Teaming like Giancarlo Parimango made a tweet that exploded that was followed by a countdown

Bitch!

I'ma Volt Switch

Brick Break all your dreams and your hopes with

Cross Chop 'til you're nothing but an old glitch

Earthquake 'til you're Trubbish in a trash ditch

Cold as ice, my flow is nice

I ain't a Delibird, my presents are far more precise

Call me Mr. Game and Watch, Punk-ass Sheik

Just like Regi I pull 9's on fleek

Now here's a simple rhyme that'll help you sleep

About a girl who was cute looking like a Mareep

Attitude was static, hit me with Confuse Ray

Couldn't stand her anymore, finally used Run Away

Kept my phone in her Electric Terrain

Thought that maybe if she'd Dance I'd start making it Rain

But she evolved into a Flaaffy now she's past her prime

Now would you kindly please excuse me, I'm about to do Japan Time

[Verse 9: G. Yee]

Back on the beat like a Terracott

Blaring Altaria, gave adversaries the Perish Song

Everyone waiting for Garrett now

I gotta carry the weight of the world like Torterra shells

She knew that the snake is long

That's why she gave it up twice for the Gyarados

Your boy got Outrageous flow

Say you don't feel it, you must be a Fairy, hoe

It had to be said

Claiming you hard, you Diancie at best

Super effective, I'll blast you with lead

Oh here he goes with the Magnums again, so exaggerated

Take you back to the Gen when choosing a lead was a tactic you set before the battle commenced

That's the Platinum meta and Dactyl's a threat

So I'm saying I'm spraying with actual lead

[Verse 10: G. Yee]

From Mt. Coronet downpourin' on Houndour

With the spouts, Origin Pulses your health's lowerin' (Let's go)

Your spouse opening mouth orifice

And when I'm done she all sore I guess that's what they call Torchic (God damn)

These lames be Yanmega, I'm way beyond Mega

I hit my Prime all these earthlings feel my Precipice

When I'm entering the field all their flows turn useless

I'm saying my rhymes Desolate (Woo)

So eff a weak Drought

I V. Bell weed out all these B. Sprouts

When Yee's 'round, freaks loud, ladies scream out

Tonguing in between mounds like a Seel mouth, then I peace out

When I swing that Axew gon' get your whole branch Fraxured

In other words you're sappy son, Nosepass backwards

I last lap Donphan ball on the track man

G-Y-E-Evolving the rap game

[Verse 11: ShueTube & PK]

Hold up, who's the new dude?

It's ShueTube, came into the game like Mewtwo

Legendary flow when I step in the booth to

Kill another track, I attack like Gloom do

Acid spewed through rapid new tunes

Tryna make it happen only racking a few views

Guess I'm kinda Slaking on the rapping like "Who's Shue?"

Tryna make a path but I'm trapped on Route 2

Pumpkaboo-hoo, I'm done with YouTube

I'm just kidding, I'm never quitting, got my running shoes glued to my feet

So I keep on moving like Suicune moves

I'm not stopping, I'm chomping at the bit like a Bidoof tooth

I refuse to be stuck in this groove

Cause I got something to prove and nothing to lose

Must Jigglypuff too much of them doobs

It must be the fumes, I stay up like the Sun and the Moon

That funky Stunky skunk weed that'll leave you stunned and confused

I love the Budew, especially when it's covered and pruned

The other day ago I smoked some dro the color of Mew

It stunk up the room, was blowing out some Thundurus plumes

You need a Chesto cause my endo makes you slumber and snooze

A bummer it's true, but I'm finding ways to cope though

So enough about that dope dro, I'm supposed to boast 'bout my dope flow

Yo I stay flowing like Tohjo and I'm flamethrowing like Ho-Oh

Most these mofos I'm hearing they flow kinda Slowbro

I'm fed up with all the rappers thinking that they better

I said it, these Venonats really are pathetic

Insects who all lack the Antenna

Every time you rap you repel us

Need to zip your trap like Banette does

Every rhyme you craft isn't clever

You a copycat like a Cleffa

Need a Wake-Up Slap, Meloetta

Trubbish on the track, you are trash getting thrashed by a Mega

[Interlude: CTC]

Prepare for dankess, denounce the stankness

To protect the world from wack rappers

To unite all people within this motherfucker

Yung Basedlord!

Who's That Guy

[Verse 12: CTC]

Bitch I'm still in the cut, Sudowoodo

Still got my hat to the back and these rappers still wack, what you losers gon' do?

Hold up, b, you should be holding b

Go ahead accept defeat do like if you was a shoe

Me and my crew we come through

Snatch up yo' bitches and badges then toodle-doo

Haters be sleeping on me like Fruit of the Loom

But I got they girl sleeping on me like Fruit of the Loom

I make it cool to be rude, I don't just do it for views, I am that dude

Don't fuck around with them fuckarounds and get Noctowl like HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT

Diggersby tho? Earthquake hit 'em below

I let my enemies know

Rolling up purp that's that Venipede dro

Catch me on Victory Road

Pinsir dismembering ten of your family members

That's quite an unpleasant memory bro

But I plead for insanity so as far as the anarchy goes I blame the Pidgeotto

Now I just gratata on sight like Pokémon Go

I'll just be taking your missus for hostage I'll let your Pokémon go

But I ain't cuffing no hoe I just poke 'em and go

Splash on your bitch like it's Popplio

Nobody lit as me cause I just hit more trees than a Rowlet that be toking on dope

Don't let me Polish the Rock or Lando will sweep you like I miss Dwight

You fucking with that Pinkman, I slang up them rocks like I'm Mr. White

Then I'ma ENDtei, SWEEPcune, ROCKkou

Then come for the rest of your dogs, like I'm Mr. White

[Interlude: CTC]

Gio-Gio-Giovanni

He be wishing for a body

Kill everybody walking

He's catching a homi tonight

[Verse 13: Matt Houston]

Bitch it's Matt Houston, I don't really care what you say

Kid been low key training with Blaine, everything I touch spit flames

Got that Arcanine and that Rapidash

Bars five out of five, Fire Blast your ass

Cut a hater in half with a Super Fang

Better watch out for that Rattata

And I'm back in that Cypher 2016 with a Perish Song, try to save 'em please

At their graves just leave some Floettes when I end 'em all from A to Z

Talked about girls and blazing weed in the last one so they hated me

Fuck that it don't phase me won't change a thing, okay proceed, dab

Win everywhere that I go, chilling on Victory Road

Gastrodon, Quagsire, Swampert shit give 'em a dose

Got your bitch digging the flow

My presence a present it Delibird Christmas the hoes

Still be Wally he so sick with it though

Girls all like Ralts where they getting too close

Cause they be feeling the kid on the low

Litten with the shits, the kid got a cinder quill and it char millions with every stroke

Please don't ever step I just be so fresh to death, got shit from Lilycove and Lumiose

Son, I could blast you away get you sent to the moon, you better watch your Lunatone

And if that ain't hell enough I'll make you Self Destruct

Blow the beat up like it's a Pineco, bomb

Want Static, Zap 'em with Dos

Hope you packing a potion

Tauros, back on my bull

Matt is the dopest, Will-o-Wisp a hater attacking with Vulpix

Back on my old shit

Snatching up yo' bitch, she Feebas splash on the whole clique

So quick swear that she know Swift

Drown you Kyogre flow it's vast as an ocean

Matt laid a trap and it's gon' hit

Haters Aipom climbing on my nuts but they don't really know shit, Psyduck

Arceus God Flow, Cypher apostle

Put a crack in your egg if you try my luck

It's Gengar the one that you hoe kids fear

Nickname Matt 'bout to own this year

Better know this clear, spit fire but it's been Team Mystic bitch, we the coldest here

[Verse 14: VI Seconds]

OH NO, who's back flyer than

HO-OH, fire, who's that about to

GOGOAT, I am firing something with a

PROBO-pass nose for a barrel

Suicine VI, the coldest nigga to speed past

Boy drop dead gorgeous, shit'll get ugly as a Feebas (Woo)

Yung Mudsdale, who tryna test my Stamina?

Kicks so hard it'll drain you like a catheter

Fucking great, you suckers hate the damage when the guns pop

Bucking 8, you'll up and faint and vanish, this a Nuzlocke

Your luck stops now, you don't understand who's nicer

When I pop up, anything can happen like a randomizer

Hitmonchan with this, every element I will pass a fist

Pacifist? Poisonous, anyone can get it like Salandit

Dazzling, savage flow you'll be lying from this Full Metal, bodied

Alphonse and Solgaleo

Go berserk and I'ma comatose a nigga

Get a battery the cops gotta stake out

Moving, their bodies I'm chalking, I ain't with the talking

I always hit first like a Fake Out

My suggestion is your team get to fleeing

I'm on some you wouldn't get from a TM

Holding a scope bitch, you still couldn't see him

So wavy I'm something you never could reel in

I got broads out in Johto (Skrt), the 'Rari same color Pangoro (Skrt)

Gimme tail 'til she Slowbro (Skrt), she feeling my abs solo (Yeah)

Flap your tongue? Seel 'em, a Pokémon Center can't heal 'em

Black x6 Kyurem, who's dying to VI? Oh, you're him

I'm on my six below Sheer Cold, frio

Now these birds give me three times the head, Dodrio

Every day is Pay Day, I'm back for cash

Boy I'm fire 'bout the horse play so I think you should Rapidash

I ain't a fan of your character fam

I stay keeping metal in hand, Alakazam

I'm giving out Rare Candies, boy you ain't half as nice

So cold they going to sleep, tell you Dragon night

I'm ill, the walking Pokérus and I let it show

Nasty with the steel, niggas all know my Meta gross

This a Clear Body, I'm doing my job

Wherever you are, see us and you just heard it from the God of Fire