[Intro: Anthony, Ian, Both]

There's a problem we need to address

The world is getting more and more PC

To the point where people give us weird looks when we say curse words in public

So we came up with a super clever way to say bad words without anyone knowing

All you gotta do

Is say them backwards

[Verse 1]

We love to say "fuck", "ass" and "shit"

Motherfuckers try to stop us but we just can't quit

So any time you wanna say "fuck"

Listen to us and we'll show you what's up

Like what the kcuf, I stepped in tihs Came out of the elohssa of a dog who is a hctib

[Chorus]

Nmaddog! Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods, hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want, so shut the kcuf up

[Verse 2]

Walk up to some ladies with my kid in my hand "What? That's disgusting and creepy." "No, I get my kid on the weekends. He's a really good kid. I don't really get along with his mom very well, though." "Oh..." "Let's try another example."

One time in college I sucked a kid "What?" "This little boy got bitten by a rattlesnake and he was gonna die if I didn't suck the venom out." "Oh." But the snake bite was on his kcid!

[Chorus] Nmaddog! Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods, hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want, so shut the kcuf up Nmaddog! Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods, hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want, so shut the kcuf up

[Verse 3]

Get ready for the worst curse word ever

It can never just be said by whomever

We put together a solution that's quite clever

So we brought in Trevor

[Skit: Anthony, Ian & Trevor]

"Go ahead. Say it." "Guys, it's not offensive if you say it backwards." "Yeah, I don't know." "I'm still not comfortable." "It's cool guys." "It's just, you know, there's a whole history behind the word..." "Yeah, can you just say it? You know, since you are one and it would be kind of wrong for me to say it."

"Seriously, guys? What's so bad about saying the word bastard? So what if my parents weren't married?"

[Chorus]

Nmaddog! Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods, hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want, so shut the kcuf up Nmaddog! Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods, hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want, so shut the kcuf up

[Outro]

"What about the word 'tit'?" "Uh, oh, that doesn't work 'cause it's a palindrome. Uh, you can just say the 'boob' instead." "Also a palindrome"

"Goddammit! I mean, timmaddog!"