[Intro]

If you asked I'd oblige, I would cum in Lucky Charms

And if Heaven and Hell were only miles apart

And he's my sugar daddy but he just declined his card

And I sucked off dudes as a joke, and he declined his card

If you asked, I'd oblige, a porno we would make

I've watched porn of you but it was a deepfake

But it was huge, oh, it's huge, but it was a mistake

'Cause your cock's small, but at least you have cake

[Verse]

Can't help it but be hard a bit

But fuck me, I'm hard all the time

Recently I've realized gay sex is not an option

I suppose it's just a part of life

I suck dick at all times

At two, four, half past nine

At least you cum more than I ever will

No matter how hard I try

No matter how hard I try

[Chorus]

It really gets me hard some nights that I want your penis all the time

It really gets me hard some nights that I want your penis all the time

It really gets me hard some nights that I want your penis all the time

And even when you cum in me, will you leave my ass like a tide?

(Will you leave my ass like a tide?)

[Outro]

If you asked I'd oblige, I would cum in Lucky Charms

And if heaven and hell were just a mile apart

And he's my sugar daddy but he just declined his card

And I sucked off dudes as a joke, and he declined his card