[Intro: Olivia Olson as Marceline]

*Finn beatboxing*

La-da-da-da-da

I'm gonna bury you in the ground

La-da-da-da-da

I'm gonna bury you with my sound

I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face

I'm gonna—

[Interlude: Marceline & Hynden Walch as Princess Bubblegum]

Marceline, that's too distasteful!

Oh, you don't like that?

Or do you just not like me?!

[Verse 1: Marceline]

Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess

Is that what you want me to do?

Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect

Like all your little loyal subjects do

Sorry I'm not made of sugar

Am I not sweet enough for you?

Is that why you always avoid me?

That must be such an inconvenience to you, well

[Chorus: Marceline]

I'm just your problem

I'm just your problem

It's like I'm not even a person, am I?

I'm just your problem, well

[Verse 2: Marceline]

I shouldn't have to justify what I do

I shouldn't have to prove anything to you

I'm sorry that I exist

I forget what landed me on your blacklist

But I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you, so

[Outro: Marceline]

Why do I want to?

Why do I want to?

To bury you in the ground

And drink the blood from your—Ugh!