[Intro]

— Hey Wheeler, you're late again!

— Good, this fuckin' job sucked a fuckin' dick anyway

[Verse 1]

This nine to five can suck my cock

I'd rather eat shit than punch that clock

Monday through Friday is a hassle

Everybody here is an asshole

Today's the day I grow some balls

Stop jackin' off in the bathroom stall

Blowin' my load in the sink

And tell 'em what I really think

[Chorus]

Fuck this job, fuck you boss

Fuck your profit and fuck your loss

Fuck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)

Guy in the mailroom, fuck you

This whole company can slob my knob

Fuck all y'all, fuck this job

[Verse 2]

Without me here this place is screwed

Y'all don't know half the shit I do

You should've understood from the get go

I ought've be runnin' this shithole

P.S. I pissed in the coffee pot

Took a big dump in the parking lot

Hid a dildo in thе drawer

Kiss my ass, I'm out the door

[Chorus]

Fuck this job, fuck you boss

Fuck your profit and fuck your loss

Fuck you Linda at the front dеsk too (What?)

Guy in the mailroom, fuck you

This whole company can slob my knob

Fuck all y'all, fuck this job

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

I'm off to chase my dreams

Crush more pussy than you've ever seen

I guess what I really mean

[Chorus]

Is fuck this job, fuck you boss

Fuck your profit and fuck your loss

Fuck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)

Guy in the mailroom, fuck you

This whole company can slob my knob

Fuck all y'all, fuck this job

Fuck this job, fuck you boss

Fuck your profit and fuck your loss

Fuck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)

Guy in the mailroom, fuck you

This whole company can slob my knob

Fuck all y'all, fuck this job

Fuck all y'all, fuck this job