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Look, I got a snow bunny and she tryna suck my black cock

She came in and saw me jacking off on my laptop

She took out her phone and she took a fuckin snapshot

Now my mandingo on her phone she off the crack rocks

I said what the fuck you doing man delete that

She said I want a picture of yo dick cause yo meat fat

I'm like cool so I try to switch the topic

But I stood up and the lotion bottle fell I fucking dropped it

I was hungry I was bout to eat some fucking Domino's

But when I stood up my dick unraveled like a water hose

It's the day-to-day struggle, but I'm medically diagnosed

With D.L.A.R., that's Dick long as a rope

Then I hop up in the shower my dick knocks ovеr the soap

My dick so long I could be a anchor for a boat

My dick so long I can't evеn fit it in my Honda

It be wrapped around my leg like a 20-foot anaconda

Everybody give me weird looks, what the fuck dawg

I can't help that I was born with this mud log

I cross the road it be holding up the traffic

Think I'm going on vacation from the way I be packing

Man I got a BBC, with no STDs

So can't you see you, should have sex with me

I got a 20-inch pipe for the people that don't know me

I wish it was 24 so I could pay homage to Kobe

Had to get a bigger bed just so he could sleep beside me

Literally my dick is the size of a baby pine tree

Playing hide and seek I never win they always find me

Cause my penis drag the ground like 20 feet behind me

This shit trash man, I hate this diagnosis

Now nobody wanna fuck me, cause I give em' scoliosis

I could use this as a raft while I'm floating in the ocean

My dick is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I can't lie I hopped on this beat and started fucking floating

Like some raw meat, nigga my flow is so fucking potent

Yeah my dick is 20 feet but it ain't done growing

It spawned on me one day without me even knowing