[Intro]

You guys seem like you're on my side, right?

Alright, let's change that...

[Verse 1]

Grab a seat

Have something to eat

Help yourself, it's all right

If you want a beer, they're over here

But we only got Coors Lite

Try a chip with my homemade dip

The stuff is outta sight

Right before bed, we'll shave your head

Good thing you're dressed in white

[Chorus]

'Cause it's a Klan cookout

'Cause it's a Klan cookout

[Verse 2]

Here's my wife/sister

She brightens up my day

She went away and I missed her

'Cause my mum's a lousy lay

Don't hang with foreign fellows

It'll only be your loss

Stay here and roast marshmallows

By the burning cross

[Chorus]

At the Klan cookout

Just the black people

Klan cookout

Dan's on lookout

At the Klan cookout

[Verse 3]

And if you're black

Don't want to see your face

They're like a high school track

Just a stupid race

We got a plan

Kill all the Jews

Are you a Mexican

Because you seem confused

(Señor, KKK?)

[Chorus]

It's a Klan cookout

It's a Klan cookout, hm

Mein Kampf?

Check that book out

At the Klan cookout

[Verse 4]

All men are created equal

Man, that shit gets me pissed

Here's an idea for a sequel

Someone loses Schindler's List

I cook, I clean

'Cause I'm the hooded host

And on Halloween

I dress as a... slave owner

We hate Hispanics

Hence the 20-foot walls

And all you goddamn dirty Catholics

Can Catho-lick my balls

Ethnics give off weird aromas

And I can't understand

Why we need high school diplomas

With a Bible in hand

[Outro]

At the Klan cookout

I have black friends

Uh, I was just kidding. I don't have black friends