Sun's going down. Like a big bald head

Disappearing behind the boulevard

It's Sharkey's night

It's Sharkey's night tonight

Ahh, ahh, ahh

(Sitting by the window, watching the snow fall

Jump up!)

Ooh, ai-ai-aiii

Hey!

And the manager says: "Sharkey?

He's not at his desk right now

Could I take a message?"

Hey, kemosabe!

Long time no see

Hey sport

You connect the dots

You pick up the pieces

Well I drove down to big DC

And I walked into Room 1003

And there they were

The Big Boys

And they were talking

Big B

Little O

Little M

Silent B

They were saying

Let's teach those robots how to play hardball

Let's teach those little fellas a little gratitude

Ai-ai-aiii, I love it

Hey! What's that big noise from the sky?

Sounds like thunder

Nope!

Sounds like the 4th of July

Nope, wrong again!

You know, it's just those angels walking

They're clomping around again

Wearing those big clumsy shoes we got for them

Ai-ai-aiii, I love it

Deep in the heart of darkest America

Home of the brave

Ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

You've already paid for this

Listen to my heartbeat