[Intro]

I do not talk, I am just a rapper

Ah!

[Verse 1]

Sick boi make moves like a chess piece

And that move real quick like Nestle

Let me make it clear for a second like Pepsi

I was never worried 'bout my wallet being empty

'Cause when it was empty, I was still happy

Walkin' with my Walkman, freestyle rappin'

High school bullies like, "What the fuck happened?"

Nigga off the hook like I fuckin' shot the captain

And this is me relaxing, rappin' is my hobby

I did this in my bedroom where I separate my laundry

Watchin' old episodes of Shining Time Station

You are now listening to my mouth on vacation ('cation)

"Why you doing this, what's your motivation?"

I am just a rapper, I don't need the paper

No Will Smith, went off without a hitch, man

C-H-I-L-D is the ISH, man

Do sixteen bars no wristband

I'll always be childish, call me Maggie Simpson

Run the track like my tongue's an Olympian

I've always been this good, you just weren't listenin'

[Verse 2]

I'ma try to make my street cred stack up

I mean, I'm rapping over Grizzly Bear, what the fuck?

Gather swagger up, before I take it all

You started rapping when you wasn't good at basketball

I started rapping 'cause I fucking need some Adderall

I can't do one thing, I'm just too good

I can't do one thing, I am Tiger Woods

I make your iPod hotter than a lighter would

Picture me in sixth grade, overweight, overbite

Got my fake Adidas on, whiting out the fourth stripe

Kid named Vincent got it out for me, I hate that guy

Frodo from Chicago, really small and shy

You better recognize, cause I know better now

'Cause I was always sick, my life's a hospital

And that's some funny shit, that turd is Apatow

That female dog is blind? Well, bitch, look at me now!

I'm wearing tight jeans and nobody's laughing

More pussy than recycled sanitary napkins

Bitch sitting shotgun in my Tracy Chapman

I did exactly what you niggas said would never happen

I'm doing me so big, I can hardly walk

These rappers need ER like they're Charlie Park

Stay hard like my suit made by Tony Stark

This kind of music make your balls drop: Dick Clark

Yes, I'm grown and sexy, and I'm worth the wait

Girls act like I'm the only dude on Earth to date

Put these words on your head and let them percolate

We need to separate, nigga: church and state

I used to have to pay for gas in my mama's Saturn

And now I'm paying for a mortgage as a working actor

If living my life is what you say you're chasing after

Nigga, stop talking shit and just be a rapper (Be a rapper)