[Intro]

All rise for the national anthem

Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light

What so proudly we hailed at the spookiest fright

Vote

[Verse 1]

Now you've elected the wrong fucking guy

Now you can kiss humanity goodbye

Why did we elect an evil skeleton

His slogan was "I'll turn you all into gelatin"

[Bridge]

I am

President Bone Guy

Say goodbye

You're all gonna die

Prepare to fry

[Verse 2]

Why did we do this

We knew it was bad

He's made of bones and he's got a shoulder pad

Anyone that's elected

And has no eyes

Surely means we'll turn into french fries

[Chorus]

United States of Skeletons

Blown apart by giant guts

[Outro]

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Skeletons, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under bones."