Jane went with her boyfriend, Honest Bree

Though he looked quite a lot like Simon Dee

Proves how hard up you can be

When you've not had your fill, oh fill, oh fill, oh

Proves how hard up you can be

When you've not had your fill, oh

They wandered back to the flat to dine

And lay there, drinking ginger wine

Then into bed the two did climb

Wasn't it a thrill? Oh thrill, oh thrill, oh

Into bed the two did climb

Wasn't it a thrill? Oh

At first, she only answered "Nay"

But in the end, she let him stay

Proves there always is a way

If you have got the will, oh will, oh will, oh

Proves there always is a way

If you have got the will, oh

She dreamt she was a blushing bride

On waves of passion she did ride

But something came in with the tide

And left her with the billow, billow, billow

Something came in with the tide

And left her with the billow

Now here's her son, his name is Fred

So listen to this tale with dread

Find a bed to lay your head

But don't forget the pillow, pillow, pillow

Find a bed to lay your head

But don't forget the pillow