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Real Nigga Roll Call

by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyzon Crunk Juice

Lil Jon and Ice Cube enlighten you as to why they’re the real deal and the other dudes are fake

Fun fact: “Nigga” is said a total of 112 times

Bitch/Ass/Nigga/Pussy/Hoe/Shit/Fuck – 272 times[Intro: Lil Jon]

Yeah!

Right about now (What's up?)

It's time for the 'Real Nigga Roll Call'

Now when you hear your city or state being called (Uh huh, what)

You put your motherfuckin' middle finger up in this bitch

ATL, St. Louis, Alabama, Chicago, The Carolinas, Nap Town

DC, The Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, Texas, you know!

[Chorus: Lil Jon & Ice Cube]

Y'all niggas can't fuck with my niggas, ho! (Pussy nigga)

Motherfuck that nigga! (Motherfuck that bitch!)

[Verse 1: Lil Jon]

Y'all niggas!

Some old flexin'-ass flauntin'-ass niggas!

My niggas!

Be some real-ass trill-ass niggas!

Y'all niggas!

Be some ho-ass pussy-ass niggas!

My niggas!

Be some head-bustin' gangsta-ass niggas!

Y'all niggas!

Be some runnin'-ass scary-ass niggas!

My niggas!

Be some Roy Jones beat your ass niggas!

Y'all niggas!

Be some cakin', handcuffin'-ass niggas!

My niggas!

Be some "Send them hoes out" ass niggas!

Y'all niggas!

Be some trickin', ol' pay them hoes" niggas!

My niggas!

Bishop Don Juan pimpin'-ass niggas!

Y'all niggas!

Be some .22-havin'-ass niggas!

My niggas!

Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas!

Y'all niggas!

Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas!

My niggas!

Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas!

Y'all niggas!

Be some kissin' security ass ass niggas!

My niggas!

Some fuck them hoes and break they jaw, ass niggas!

[Chorus: Lil Jon & Ice Cube]

Y'all niggas can't fuck with my niggas, ho! (Pussy nigga)

Motherfuck that nigga! (Motherfuck that bitch!)

[Verse 2: Ice Cube]

See, I'ma mean nigga

You's a friend, nigga

Ol' pretend nigga

Smile and grin, nigga

I hate a false nigga

Diana Ross nigga

So if ya lost, nigga

Meet the "Boss nigga"

He's a super nigga

With a group of nigga

Act stupid, nigga

I'll fuckin' nuke a nigga!

'Cause you's a happy nigga

And I'm a nappy nigga

Fuckin' scrappy nigga

Meet your pappy, nigga!

It's Ice Cube, nigga

And Lil' Jon, nigga

So if you're drunk, nigga

Keep it crunk, nigga

'Til you punk nigga

Feel the bump nigga

Get your testifying ass in the trunk, nigga!

You wanna tell, nigga?

I'll dump a shell nigga

Send a frail nigga

Straight to hell nigga

That's ya shelter, nigga

"Heltah-a-Skelta" nigga

And when I belt a nigga

God help a nigga!

[Chorus: Lil Jon & Ice Cube]

Y'all niggas can't fuck with my niggas, ho! (Pussy nigga)

Motherfuck that nigga! (Motherfuck that bitch!)

[Interlude: Lil Jon]

Yeah!

I see you and your lil' click up in the club, nigga

I see y'all niggas over there, talkin' that shit

But you know what, nigga (What?)

Bitch niggas get dealt with motherfuckin' real quick! (Get 'em Cube!)

[Verse 3: Ice Cube]

Here we come, boy

Real niggas shoot to kill

Better run, boy

Or you can tell me how I feel

As a real nigga

Rich nigga, go getter

Bitch nigga know better

Hoes better do what I say

'Cause I'm 'Insane in the Brain' (Insane in the brain)

Bitch, I got Rick James in my veins

Real niggas never change

We just let it bang

Roll through the gutter lane

Daddy said let 'em hang

Cut 'em like it's butter, mayne

Skeet-skeet-skeet

Nah, that's the other mayne

'Cause my skeet

Never leak out this rubber, mayne

T&A ain't worth a nigga's DNA

That crazy bitch'll have your ass off E&J (Crazy bitch)

Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' gay

'Til my peoples come around

It's like night and day

Now she wanna change her God

And the way she pray

Authentic niggas only know

That's the playa way!

[Chorus: Lil Jon & Ice Cube]

Y'all niggas can't fuck with my niggas, ho! (Pussy nigga)

Motherfuck that nigga! (Motherfuck that bitch!)

[Verse 4: Lil Jon]

We runnin' this bitch

Y'all niggas ain't shit

We runnin' this bitch

Y'all niggas ain't shit

We in the club gettin' crunk

You in the club gettin' stomped!

We in the club gettin' crunk

You in the club gettin' stomped!

We in the hood on the block

You in the hood gettin' shot!

We in the hood on the block

You in the hood gettin' shot!

We quick to show you what we 'bout

You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth!

We quick to show you what we 'bout

You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth!

We real niggas from the east

And we act a fuckin' beast!

We real niggas from the east

And we act a fuckin' beast!

We gangsta niggas from the west

Puttin' holes in ya vest!

We gangsta niggas from the west

Puttin' holes in ya vest!

My midwest niggas hard

Quick to pull your fuckin' card!

My midwest niggas hard

Quick to pull your fuckin' card!

And down south we set it off

Blow ya fuckin' face off!

And down south we set it off

Blow ya fuckin' face off!

(Real nigga roll call!)