Constipated beyond belief

Cannot release my poopy

Trying to shit for 30 days

Bloated by all the dookie

My intestines swell with gas

As the poo poo ferments

Liquid forms in my colon

I cry in pain on the toilet

My colon can’t fit all the poop

It’s piled into my stomach

My kidneys fail because they’re filled with diarrhea

I can taste poop in my breath

I feel it coming

This is it, my moment

The time has come for the great release

Run to the potty

I spread my asscheeks

To let the poopy out

My ass erupts with liquid

The toilet overflows with butt squirt

Big poop

Butt squirt

Shit blood

Stinky poo poo mess

Big poop

Butt squirt

Shit blood

Stinky poo poo mess

I flush the poop but it can’t keep up

My poop comes out faster than the toilet

The liquid is now mixed with solid

I have massive diarrhea

There is blood mixed in with the poop

Massive piles of festering blood poop

I am covered in blood and feces

I am dead

Killed by poopy doodoo

I am dead

Killed by poopy doodoo