[Verse 1]

Don't ask or I might tell you

I'm in the land of the big TVs

Like a kid the day after Christmas

Exchange or refund, listen to me

The man-bun guy won the raffle

And walked out with a big TV

I'll be your Starbucks in a rainstorm

Pickles and ketchup in a cardboard sleeve

[Chorus]

10 million dollars cash, tax free

If you don't want it, would you give it to me?

Death metal t-shirts, static and fuzz

And here I was

Here I was

[Verse 2]

A conversation in confidence

No hetero affection: conflict again

Ten angry tenants, all of them sighed

The nasty neighbor killed the vibe

Cold-looking people or mortal men?

I ate a salad and listened from the next door apartment

Run for the boredom, fill it with bags

Tater tot pizza, niblets and Tab

[Chorus]

100 million dollars cash, tax free

If you don't need it, would you please give it to me?

Megadeth t-shirts, static and fuzz

And here I was

Here I was

[Bridge]

I may never like anything again

I may never like anything again

I may never like anything again

I may never like anything again

(Big TVs)

[Chorus]

10 or 20 dollars cash, tax free

If you don't want it, would you give it to me?

Bob Marley t-shirts, "Jammin'," "One Love"

And here I was

Here I was