[Verse 1]

I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that's just not good enough

Is it 'cause I wear my hair weird or because I like to play Diablo?

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking 'bout

'Cause I really don't wanna have to spell it out

The next time you call me

I'm gon' sit and stare at the screen

Waiting for the call to end

[Chorus 1]

You stuck me in the friend zone

That's that bullshit

I'm gonna play Diablo either way

You can come or you could go

[Verse 2]

Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey

I'm all about my Johnny Cage

If you're not bringing bottles, I suggest you start to walk away

Bitch, don't kill my vibe

I can tell you've kinda got uncomfortable

So let me break it down for you

Don't call me, don't text me, after 2 AM

Unless you plan on giving me some

Because I got enough friends

[Chorus 2]

I would throw you in the garbage

'Cause you play too many games

I'm better off by myself

Loving you's bad for my health

[Outro]

No one wants to be in the friend zone

Friend zone

Friend zone