[ROBIN]

What did you say?

[DOUGAL]

Nothing

[ROBIN]

What did you say?

[DOUGAL]

I didn't say anything

[ROBIN]

Do you seriously think that I'm jealous?

[DOUGAL]

Just forget it

[ROBIN]

Jealous of what?

Jealous of what?

[DOUGAL]

Of your sister

[ROBIN]

Melissa?

[DOUGAL]

Maybe

[ROBIN]

Maybe?

[DOUGAL]

Maybe you don't want to let other people be happy

[ROBIN]

Oh, really?

[DOUGAL]

Yeah, maybe?

[ROBIN]

Well, maybe you don't even know me

[DOUGAL]

Yeah, well, maybe I do

[ROBIN]

Oh, yeah?

Maybe I'm just some imaginary girl in a movie that's all about you

[DOUGAL]

Say that again

[ROBIN]

It's all just a party to you

[DOUGAL]

No, no, no, say that again

I want to be sure that I heard you correctly

[ROBIN]

It's all just some great, big adventure and Dougal's the star, right?

[DOUGAL]

Wrong, you're just trying to make me as bittеr and angry as you

[ROBIN]

I'm just some irrelevant charactеr, right?

Who takes you to dinner and listens to all of your bullshit

[DOUGAL]

Excuse me, I think you'll find it was my father who paid for the dinner

[ROBIN]

Your father? Your father!

I swear if you mention your father again

[DOUGAL]

My father?

[ROBIN]

I swear if you mention his name

Then I'm going completely insane

[DOUGAL]

This is going completely insane

How can you be this insensitive?

[ROBIN]

What am I, your therapist?

[DOUGAL]

What kind of person would even consider this?

[ROBIN]

Am I your personal assistant?

[DOUGAL]

No, seriously, what kind of person -

[ROBIN]

Just answer the question

[DOUGAL]

No, tell me, it's interesting

[ROBIN]

No, tell me, I'm listening!

[DOUGAL]

I'm serious, what?

[ROBIN]

I'm serious!

[DOUGAL]

What the hell is even wrong with you?

[ROBIN]

What's wrong with you?

[ROBIN]

I'm sorry

[DOUGAL]

I'm sorry

It's just that I don't understand

[ROBIN]

You don't understand

[DOUGAL]

No, I don't understand

[ROBIN]

Maybe just listen

[DOUGAL]

If you just let me finish

I don't understand why you don't want to go to the wedding

[ROBIN]

Do you think this is easy for me?

[DOUGAL]

No, I don't

[ROBIN]

Do you think this decision is easy for me?

[DOUGAL]

Okay, so it's all about you

[ROBIN]

Are you serious, Dougal?

Can you even hear yourself?

[DOUGAL]

Can you even hear yourself?

This is important

[ROBIN]

Important for you!

[DOUGAL]

Keep it down

[ROBIN]

'Cause the planet revolves around you and your castle

[DOUGAL]

I fail to see how this is even your business

[ROBIN]

This is none of your business

[DOUGAL]

You made it my business!

[ROBIN]

Stop yelling

[DOUGAL]

Let me finish

[ROBIN]

Stop yelling at me

[DOUGAL]

Let me finish!

You made it my business by trying to stop me

[ROBIN]

Whatever, just do what you want!

[DOUGAL]

Fine!

[ROBIN]

Fine!

[DOUGAL]

Fine, I don't care what you think I should do

[ROBIN]

You don't care about anyone else except you

[ROBIN, Dougal]

He's been with Melissa for six, seven years (I couldn't care less what you tell me)

Met him on a computer (I'm going, like honestly, I'm really glad)

I paint his apartment, he came to my shop (You won't be there, 'cause this is my day)

Every day for a summer and never in all of my time (It's my moment, and nothing you tell me can take that away)

Never, not even once has he mentioned you

Not once