Show me a stranger and I'll show you a friend that you haven't met yet,

Plus any obstacle in the way of anything is usually just one of the prices of success,

And people are more than numbers; to crack a smile is really no stress

Divide my time like economics, I love to say 'Hi!' and buy less

Multiply first impressions by everything you might have guessed

Prejudice takes time, but my time is business

And this just makes big dollars and cents

Why would you hate, when love just costs less

In fact, the muscles it take to make a frown,

Make more work than to just turn it upside down

But you hate it when I'm polite, can't stand when I'm sincere

Calling me all these names, wondering why I'm still just standing here,

Mainly because your ignorance leaves me to believe that you really just need a hug,

And I've been public enemy #1 ever since I learned to kill them with love

I am a psychotic serial lover, seriously considering only complementing our mothers

Because whether you like it or not, I am your brother

A teddy-bear terrorist, chilling with my well-mannered crew

Yeah you a racist, but I'ma still hold the door open for you

'Cause seriously dude, ain't no need for the attitude

And I ain't mad at you, I have bad days too

Here's my celly, let's talk, I'm a great listener too

Family driving you crazy, man I know how they do,

Let me know, I love kids, I could be a babysitter too

Yeah boy, 'cause I'm nice like that

I even watch your car if you promise that you'll be right back

So relax and be cool, ain't no point in lying to you,

I am a servant and my master sees all that I do

So tell me what you need dude, a dollar, here take two

Achooo, May Allah bless you, guide you and make things easy for you

This respect thing is just what I do

And it's past tolerating, it's on the path of understanding and appreciating you,

So tell me, what you gonna do when the love come for you

Insult my heritage, we're both from Adam and Eve fool

Ahhh, snap, how you like that,

You gave me extra change and I gave it right back

I let people pass when they wanna switch lanes,

'Cause if it was me, I hope they'd do the same

You butchered my name, but it's A ok

It happens all the time, I won't correct you anyways

And it may sound strange, but I'ma be that change

Improve everyday to prove that rudeness is lame

I believe in modesty and trying to lower my gaze

And if everything is from above then everything is the same

I ain't impressed by money, cars, clothes or fame

I am a Muslim, so the trinkets of this world don't mean a thing

I was taught that peace is not the absence of war

But peace is a feeling that can only come from remembering your Lord

So for the sake of peace, there is no point in hating me anymore

It's a big place; we can all live together in this world

I invite you all to join me in this Jihad of love

And see firsthand why fundamentalism still begins with fun

And if you don't agree, I won't even judge,

I just kill you all,

with love