[Intro] (This is a seamoretheseal Failfest exclusive) (seamoretheseal) (Jared) (Thanks, Olive Garden) (Christmas) (Ow) (Team Stromboli) (seamoretheseal) [Chorus: seamoretheseal] I was at Silly Burger, wondering what to order Oh, o-oh Gonna buy a Silly Shake, it's so good and it only costs a quarter Ah, ah, ah In Ketchup Lake and I feel so good Put my cat in a sock like I should (Should) We love all cats in socks, except burrito cat We hate burrito cat [Verse 1: Cewer] Yeah, I hate burrito cat Ah, ah, ah He is really bad In the ketchup lake (Monkey Bowling 2) In the sesame sand Pull up with a burger and a chicken I'm at silly burger and we're eating all the chicken Error error Error error I'ma eat all your chicken [Verse 2: sevendsr] I'm at Silly Burger There's a pickle in my sandwich, now I gotta go murder It's 2 a.m. and I'm mad and tired I found the manager's car, I'ma slash his tires Like I said, I'm tired and mad I need milk for my order, can you cut the fat? Okay, you gave me extra pickles and I'm really mad But I'm still more mad at burrito cat [Verse 3: Chanelfather] You got a kids meal, he a Gerber Seamore hit me up, I'm pulling up to Silly Burger Aah First place, Ricky Bobby You can't steal this swag, got goldfish pants up on my body He want a feature so I hit him with the Cash App I've been eating good, I'm getting fat just like I'm Jack Black I hit twenty-one like I be playing me some Blackjack Run straight to the bag, I keep on chasing like a mad man [Verse 4: Foxbeach] Pull up, I need two silly meals And it only costs a quarter, what a deal I need a silly shake Smoking out the drive-thru Open up the silly meal And I got a prize, cool (You win) You know I hate to be that dude I don't wanna come off rude But if we not together, then buy your own food [Verse 5: airhartt] Walk up out the trap It's too cold, I need my mittens Ah-ah, please go get my mittens See a funny cat and I ask him what he sippin' Milk's drippin, ah-ah Nerf bullets gonna weigh you down I'm with Seamore and I keep him safe and sound Burgers silly, I'ma eat them off the ground It's on me, all the burgers by the pound [Spoken Interlude 1: ben das] Good evening sir Hi, um, my name is The Real Ben Das and I have a reservation for, uh, Silly Burger Alright, let me see that I would like to have my silly burger now, please Okay sir, so the only reservation we have tied to that is, um, one called, uh, Ben Das Real That's fucking bullshit I'm not sure if that's you or not, but That's me I'm gonna need to see some form of identification Or else we're not going to be able to give you a silly burger I really have to give you identification? Oh my goodness [Verse 6: unifish] Silly burgers in the parking lot It's a guarantee, I don't wanna get caught Counting orders with gaazii Hip-hop and rap, I'm a nominee What you tryna do? Get out of my lane I don't really care, it's not enough gain Skydiving, fall onto a tree Making beats on my 360 [Verse 7: Remi] I'm on the Silly Burger remix Wow, I feel like I'm dreaming Feel so good, 'cause I'm eating Silly burger's what I'm eating Curly hair, Even Stevens Banana, I'm peeling Cookie jar, I'm stealing Big old fish I reeled in [Verse 8: ga$h] I don't know what to do But I get out a chicken In the ketchup lake, is where I'm swimming I really want a silly shake Make you shake and bake I don't want no bread, I just want a silly cake You must be silly if you think you in my way Silly stick in my hand Make them all go away (Entity7k) [Verse 9: Entity7k] I'm in a silly little ride I pull up to the line The clerk greets me, he is so kind Can I get a silly burger and some silly fries? Oh God, I barely have any money, I changed my mind I just looked into my pockets and I only found a dime And I'm really hungry so I might commit a crime Give me all your burgers and your Silly Burger sign [Verse 10: WeakNess!] Hands up, you know that it's a silly robbery Munching on a silly burger, guns all in the lobby Yeah, I got no silly cash Down bad, too fast, get in a silly car crash My neck hurts, I got some silly whiplash God, I feel like e finesse, some silly fries from DoorDash Open the register Sir, please don't hurt me Open it Please Now I'm just a Silly Burger employee [Verse 11: Elliot] I hate Silly Burger But I love burrito cat Yeah, I walked into the room It's burrito cat and you But I skip past you to give burrito cat a dap Wait, wait, hold on a sec I'm just kidding I love Silly Burger and I'm eating all the chicken I don't really mind burrito cat, he's not a villain Find me in the S'more Discord, just chillin' [Spoken Interlude 2: seamoretheseal] Welcome back to S'more News I'm your host, seamoretheseal Two local S'more villains were caught liking burrito cat And robbing Silly Burger in Silly Town They are now in silly jail and will now be facing one to two days in silly-tary confinement [Chorus: seamoretheseal] I was at Silly Burger, wondering what to order Oh, o-oh Gonna buy a Silly Shake, it's so good and it only costs a quarter (Unstoppable) [Outro: seamoretheseal] I was at Silly Burger, wondering what to order Oh, o-oh Gonna buy a Silly Shake, it's so good and it only costs a quarter