[Intro]

Congratulations, you've done it

Congratulations, you've done it

[Verse]

You ignored all the warnings just for a hat

To put on your head or to put it out of your mind

If someone thought that you were smart, then that was just cap

It's more like evidence of cognitive decline

Now I don't mean to judge or call you foolish

But that dunce hat isn't doin' much

To make you look like you know what is up

You could've spent this time doing anything at all

But now you're starting over 'cause you jumped into a hole

Can't say we didn't warn you, you did this all on your own

Surely won't see you back down here again now that you know

[Chorus]

Congratulations, you've won it

A dunce hat for the biggest loser

Congratulations, you've done it

Hats on for the biggest loser

Congratulations, you've won it

A dunce hat for the biggest loser

Congratulations, you've done it

Hats on for the biggest loser

[Outro]

Congratulations, you've done it

Great job, wow!

Congratulations, you've done it

Cool, you've won something!

Congratulations, you've done it

Congrats!

Congratulations, you've done it

I can give you my therapist's number, they're really great, I think you'd benefit a lot