Hook:

Yo hit me up (hit me up)

Yo hit me up (hit me up)

Yo hit me up (hit me up)

Yo hit me up (hit me up)

(call my phone, call my phone)

Your man crush Monday a dork

Man crush Monday a spork

Hit me up if you want beef

I eat it up with a fork

Ya man crush Monday a stump

Man crush Monday vote Trump

His apartment is a dumb

You should really hit me up

Verse:

Wow queen you're so beautiful

I know I'm unusual

He work in a cubicle

I'm Joe you so Viewtiful

I'm just tryin to adore you

He can't even afford you

He can't even pay attention

He ignorin all your mentions (what a loser)

Scott Pilgrim intervention

Imma fight all his henchmens, aye

With this sword that I am clenchin

Imma cut all of the tension, aye

Pull up i'm sittin on Forgi's

And I just bought you a Corgi, aye

All of the basics they bore me

I just want you to adore me, aye

Hit me up, hit me up, hit me up, hit me up

Ya man crush Monday a lame

Ya man crush Monday ain't sane

He ain't even got no game

He ain't even got no fame

You should just call up my phone

Rang, rang, rang

(Hook)