[Verse 1]

Microwave yourself today

Save you for a rainy day

Hello deceptacon

This will not be going away

[Pre Chorus]

From all of us there

To all over here

We wish you all of the best

All of the year

She said, "Well he’s never been quite right"

And I know, we’ll be stepping on eggshells tonight

[Chorus]

And all over Britain

We wait for permission

To form another queue

We stand in position

Though someody’s missing

And that somebody's you

But what can I do?

[Verse 2]

"I love you but I don’t like you right now"

Was all she had to say

Hello deceptacon

I will not be going away

[Pre Chorus]

From all of us here

To all over there

We wish you all of the best

All of the year

She said, "Only you could make it right"

But I’ve stopped, stepping on eggshells tonight

[Chorus]

And all over Britain

We wait for permission

To form another queue

We stand in position

Though someody’s missing

And that somebody's you

But what can I do?

[Bridge]

Send my best to all concerned

I know I’ve been a gracious host

Goodbye deceptacon

[Outro]

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

What are you, to me?

What can I do for you?

What can you do for me?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

What are you, to me?