[Verse]

I don’t even need Viagra, I just got my own drive

I don’t even need companionship, I got my own life

I don’t even need to fuck, I don’t need my own wife

I don’t even need the boner pills to get my pants tight

I’m flying past 'em like a balloon

I’m eating ass just like a raccoon

I bring the heat just like it’s past noon

I make it sticky like a lagoon

Red pill, blue pill, one makes my dick still

Dip it in my cum jar, smells like a pickle dill

First you bite it then you scratch it, got me fighting tooth and nail

Imma make you blind and let you read my pimple dick in Braille

I don’t write my words down, I let them come to my hеad

I’m like a praying mantis, I come and then I’m dеad

I make a special pastry, come inside your bread

I weave like a silkworm, come inside your thread

Beat it all day, beat it all night

Unsheathe my sword like a motherfucking knight

Got me strung up like a motherfucking kite

Got me Eisenhower like a motherfucking Dwight

Brick up my tricky dick

Give it it a licky lick

Give it a flicky flick

Give it a kicky kick

I want my balls bruised

I want my come oozed

I want my nuts juiced

I want my shit moussed

All these boner pills stacked up by the cough juice

Take one and then it’s sticking up while I drop a deuce

Got me twisting, corkscrew dick like a goose

Shoot three blanks then it comes out chartreuse

Getting dizzy when you drink my liquor

Taking boner pills to get it bigger

Won’t go away I just have more vigor

Stick it up your nose like a gold digger