[Verse 1]

Postmodernism took you by surprise

While you were people-watching at the cafeteria

You were in there, writing a book about all your nightmares

God you looked so serious

[Pre-Chorus]

But the little boy was a she

We fell asleep while watching our DVD

[Chorus]

(Cold tears in the wintertime) That's what you mean to me now

(Cold tears in the wintertime) So much that I almost drowned

It's all over now, it's all over now

My mind keeps working overtime

To clean up the mess, just to ease all the stress

Of those (cold tears in the wintertime)

[Verse 2]

Fresh water thrown in my face

Like you suddenly cared about the human race?

Frustration is your frozen meal

I hope you eat it fast and burn your tongue for real

[Pre-Chorus]

But the little boy was a she

We fell asleep while watching our DVD

[Chorus]

(Cold tears in the wintertime) That's what you mean to me now

(Cold tears in the wintertime) So much that I almost drowned

It's all over now, it's all over now

My mind keeps working overtime

To clean up the mess, just to ease all the stress

Of those (cold tears in the wintertime)

(Cold tears in the wintertime) That's what you mean to me now

(Cold tears in the wintertime) So much that I almost drowned

It's all over now, it's all over now

My mind keeps working overtime

To clean up the mess, just to ease all the stress

Of those (cold tears in the wintertime)