GEORGE

Back in the day, my dad was not my friend

We were like strangers 'til the bitter end

The stick was too far up his butt to bend

He couldn't

I wouldn't

(spoken)

Walk with me, son

(sung)

Back in the day, the soft stuff went unsaid

To say "I love you" filled a man with dread

My father said it once and then dropped dead

You can't have feelings when you wear the pants

Come on, let's dance

BRIAN

Who is this person and what has he done with my father?

GEORGE

Shuffle ball change

BRIAN

Decades of silence, now he has something to say

GEORGE

And turn!

BRIAN

There was a time I'd have loved this

Now, why does he bother?

BOTH

It's really too bad, if only we'd had this talk back in the day

GEORGE (spoken)

Nice! Try this one

There's a lot about me you don't know

BRIAN (spoken)

Back at ya!

BOTH (sung)

It's really too bad, if only we'd had this talk back in the day!

BRIAN (spoken)

Watch this, Dad!

GEORGE (spoken)

Good job, Buddy

BRIAN

Thanks, Dad

GEORGE

And when you see Rebecca give her this

BRIAN

Sure, Dad. What is it?

GEORGE

A prenup

BRIAN

A prenup?!

GEORGE

Yeah!

BRIAN

You couldn't have brought up a prenup before now?

GEORGE

You're about to inherit a lot of money, Son. I'm just trying to protect you

BRIAN

But Dad, I'm taking care of myself

GEORGE

What you have to realize, Son, is that fifty percent of all marriages -

BRIAN

End in divorce, I know -

GEORGE

No. They last. 'Til death do you part

BRIAN

What if I say no?

GEORGE

I'll simply rejig your grandfather's trust so there's nothing in your name but debt

Who do you think you're dealing with boy?

BRIAN

I'll speak to Rebecca

GEORGE

Good job... Buddy. A five, six, seven...

(sung)

Back in the day, a man knew where he stood

He wed a girl from his own neighborhood

She gave her word, you knew that word was good

But now a girl's priorities can shift

You get my drift?

Shuffle ball change

BRIAN (sung)

Thirty years old and I still can't stand up to my father

Decades of silence, still you've got nothing to say

Why bother talking when talking is not worth the bother?

Pathetic and sad

I promise you Dad

We'll have that talk...

One day... One day... Some day!

Shuffle ball change!