[Songtext zu „Green Family Vacation“]

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

Ever since our family left

The farm for the city so big

Each day has been adventurous

For us, and our pig

[TILLY]

And our cows, and our goat, and our dog, and our cat

[CRICKET]

We sell our crops the whole year through

[TILLY]

Survivin' the rat race

[BILL]

Pinch pennies, dimes and dollars, too

[GRAMMA]

Now I gotta get away from this place

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

We're goin' on our Green family vacation

Gonna have the best time of our lives

On our Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

Maybe my dad will let me drive

[BILL, spoken]

No chance on Earth

[TILLY]

So where're we goin'?

[BILL]

Sorry, guys

Can't tell you, it would spoil the surprise

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

Green family vacation, I can't wait

[BILL, spoken]

Alright, kids, go pack your suitcases!

[CRICKET]

Vacation's about the exciting and new

And getting all thе fun that you can get

So to make sure, this onе's awesome too

I made my dad a pamphlet

It's full of great ideas for trips, each one wild and cool

So whichever one Dad picks, it's guaranteed to rule

Which one will be our

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

Maybe surfin' mile-high waves

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

On our Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

Or hunting gold in caves

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

On our Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

Could be that I'll soon be braggin'

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

On our Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

'Bout ridin' horses on a dragon

[TILLY]

On trips, I keep a journal

To note my discoveries

Like the rest stop where we found Bigfoot

Or that giant wheel of cheese

[GRAMMA]

Vacation is for runnin' free

And gettin' into scrapes

Dang leg, you best keep up with me

Better give it extra tape

[BILL]

It'll be so fun to surprise everyone with a trip we won't forget

[NANCY]

Bill, by all means, I'll watch Chateau de Greens and chill here with your pets

[BILL, spoken]

I think of them more as our friendly livestock than our pets

[NANCY, spoken]

You try rhymin' "livestock," see? This is why we got divorced

[TILLY]

Hi, Mom!

[CRICKET]

Bye, Mom!

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

Big City, so long!

We're goin' on our Green family vacation

[TILLY]

I'm just ecstatic

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

On our Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

It feels so cinematic

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

What's in store? A shark safari?

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

Green family vacation

[TILLY]

What shall we find?

[GRAMMA]

Who cares? Let's party! Uh-huh, uh-huh

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

We're on our Green family vacation

[CRICKET]

I could scream, family vacation

[CRICKET, TILLY, BILL & GRAMMA]

On our Green family vacation, I can't wait

[TILLY, spoken]

Papa, where're we going?

[CRICKET, spoken]

If you don't tell me right now, I'll explode!

[TILLY, spoken]

Please tell us, Papa!

[BILL, spoken]

Okay, here it is: We are going on the exact same sightseeing road trip we went on last year!

[CRICKET, spoken]

What?