[Verse 1: BlackGryph0n]

This is the worst team I have ever played with in my life

When we finally get on the point, everyone dies

I understand that every now and then a team won't click

When it comes to you, I don't think I can sympathize

[Chorus: BlackGryph0n]

You should've picked Mercy

You should've picked any kind of support

We ended up losin', and it's all your fault

You should learn how this game works

You should've been helping—

[Interlude: LittleJayneyCakes]

If you like Mercy so much, why don't you just marry her?

[Verse 2: LittleJayneyCakes]

So you're the type that gets on mic and tries to lecture me

You're the most useless person we have on our team

I've never seen anybody rage quite as hard as you

Maybe you should go back to playing Team Fortress 2

[Chorus: LittleJayneyCakes & BlackGryph0n]

I'm not gonna be Mercy

I'm not gonna be any kind of support

We ended up losing, and you got all mad

Your tears are what I live for

You should've been Mercy

I'm not gonna be any kind of support

We ended up losin', and it's all your fault

Your tears are what I live for

[Bridge: LittleJayneyCakes & BlackGryph0n]

Maybe I'll be Tracer

I'm already Tracer

What about Widowmaker?

I'm already Widowmaker

I'll be Bastion

Nerf Bastion

You're right, so, Winston

I wanna be Winston

I guess I'll be Genji

I'm already Genji

Then I'll be McCree

I already chose McCree

I have an idea

What's your idea?

You should be

I'm not gonna be Mercy

[Chorus: LittleJayneyCakes & BlackGryph0n]

You should've picked Mercy

I'm not gonna be any kind of support

We ended up losin', and it's all your fault

Your tears are what I live for

I'm not gonna be Mercy

You should've picked any kind of support

We ended up losing, and you got all mad

You should learn how this game works