[BARRY]

I can tell you're feeling wary

But you can count on uncle Barry

He can turn this butch-y duck into a swan

Your whole look could use a shake-up

You can borrow all my makeup

And the pair of Spanx I currently have on

[EMMA, spoken]

I think I'll pass.​

[BARRY]

Treat the whole world like your runway

Make it fierce but in a fun way

Try to flip your hair like Cher

And drag queens do

And I don't mean to be rude, dear

But you could use some attitude, dear

Let's show the school that

Tonight belongs to you

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

So why not make some waves before it's through

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that you own it

Let's make it clear that

Tonight belongs to you

(spoken)

Now, whatever we choose, you gotta remember to sell it.​

[EMMA, spoken]

How do I do that?

[BARRY, spoken]

Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate.​

(sung)

You might find this disconcerting

But old Barry's done some flirting

Try to bat your eyes, smize

Each time you grin

[EMMA]

I can guess your whole agenda

[BARRY]

You be Elphie

I'm Galinda

[BARRY & EMMA]

It's makeover time so why not just give in

[BARRY]

Come on!

[BARRY & EMMA]

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

So why not make some waves before it's through

Go big or you've blown it

[EMMA]

It's time that I own it!

[BARRY]

Yes ma'am!

[BARRY & EMMA]

Let's make it clear that

Tonight belongs to you

[BARRY, spoken]

What?

[EMMA]

Belongs to me!

[SHELBY, spoken]

Oh god, I can't believe this is finally happening.​

[KAYLEE, spoken]

She almost ruined it for all of us!

[SHELBY, spoken]

Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot.​

[KAYLEE, spoken]

You look so hot.​

[SHELBY & KAYLEE]

Well I hate to sound conceited

But the boys get overheated

When I strike a pose or two like thus

[KAYLEE]

And you have to hand it to me

I mean even I would do me

[SHELBY & KAYLEE]

Let's show the world

Tonight belongs to us

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

Excuse me while I state the obvious

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that we own it

And make it clear that

Tonight belongs to us

[MRS. GREENE, spoken]

I have worked very hard on this night and I have a right to enjoy it, too. Now, you are going to have a wonderful prom. Like a normal girl. I made sure of that.​

[ALYSSA, spoken]

What does that mean?

[MRS. GREENE]

I don't like when strangers get in my way

Or anyone who messes with the PTA

Well maybe that's just me

But trust me

Fixing little problems is what I do

Now everyone is happy

I promise you

And I would never miss a night like this, Alyssa

You're my superstar

Now get your ass in the car

[ENSEMBLE]

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Tonight belongs to us

Ooh, ooh

Tonight belongs to us

[Dance break]

[ENSEMBLE]

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

Excuse me while I state the obvious

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that we own it

And make it clear that

Tonight belongs to

Make it clear that tonight belongs to

Make it clear that tonight belongs to us