This song is the 2013 edition of Shofu’s Pokémon Cypher. The 2012 edition only featured Scoot & Shofu and generated 250,000 views on YouTube.

The 2013 edition can be expected to generate even more views as… Read More [Intro: Shofu]

Aw, shit! Pokémon Cypher 2013

Archer, Beatdown, Haydunn, TokenBlack, CTC, HD, Jwittz, G. Yee, Matt Houston, Scoot and Shizzy Sixx? God damn!

[Verse 1: Archer]

It's Archer bitch you know I spit raw

On the verse first, guess a nigga got that Quick Claw

6-0'ing trainers leaving muthafuckas pissed off

We Don't Fuck Around, on top like Hitmon so back off

Cause you ain't doin' nothing

We don't need Repels nigga you know that we run shit

On that Bayleef, got me higher than a Jump Kick

You just on the ground hella shocked, Stunfisk

Okay I'm Johto's finest Pokémon Master

My flow's legendary, I'm a Star no Raptor

I'm on that Gogoat, Trainers hatin' when I ride up

I got the Water Gun, if you see it on my side, duck

I spit Toxic, you gon' need a Antidote

Bitch I make it rain like a Dream World Politoed

Better get it right, I'm the S.A.M

Y'all haters couldn't see me with a Flash HM

Bitch

[Interlude: Shofu Tha Beatdown]

Beatdown

That's me on the beat by the way

Dub-D-F-A

[Verse 2: Shofu Tha BeatDown]

If I was a Pokémon I'd start at level 50

Cause Nintendo would recognize the real nigga that is in me

I am faster than a Shiftry

On that Mach 6 speed

When I get into a battle I'ma make a bitch bleed

Shofu Tha Beatdown I am intoducin'

Got the right item, call it Mega Evolution

All the haters can shut the hell up, put on some duct tape

Leave your bitch ass black and blue like a Luxray (Whoop, whoop!)

Don't need any attacks other than #NiggaPunch

Hair on the top of my head only, Wigglytuff

I never need a gun, cause my hands are enough

They might as well be the same thing, call it Bullet Punch

Dark and I'm fly, nigga I'm the head Honchkrow

Me, Shofu, and Archer pack heat like Magcargo

Half Fighting Pokémon, the other half Flying

Cause these Sky Uppercuts set you up for air combos

B-B-B-B-B-Beatdown and I'm out

[Interlude: Shofu & Haydunn]

You really didn't expect this man to get on the mic, did you? Haydunn, kill 'em!

This is about to be terrible, but fuck it

[Verse 3: Haydunn]

Most call me excellent but you can call me Haydunn

All you trainers kinda like my name, straight hatin'

I give your girl a nugget now she sayin' that I'm awesome

I told her I'm a star so she givin' me that Dome Fossil

(uh) You're Docile, My nature is Adamant, I'm out here gettin' that cash cause all my coins are amulet

Me losing a battle? Nope, I'm not havin' it

You got me seeing red like I'm looking at Darmanitan, Dayum

Wow, I pull out my Megahorn, she yellin' like a megaphone, I'm guessing that you never saw this coming like a Metronome

You dudes are easy, I do this with no effort, make a trainer use up all his moves, that's Pressure

If you don't like me, then you must not understand me, because I am legendary, I'm rare like candy

You didn't know? I go harder than a Geodude

I think they're sleeping on me, someone get a Pokéflute

Bunch of Sleepy ass bitches!

[Interlude: Shofu]

TokenBlackYGOGuy, he doesn't even play Pokémon and he's still styling on you!

[Verse 4: TokenBlackYGOGuy]

Yo, I play Yu-Gi-Oh, but I spit harder bars than all of y'all

My shit bring you to hell, triple Charizard

Watch me lift a 9, Blastoise in my Pokéball

Earthquake make the ground shake like Tyranitar

You can Chip Away at my lines but you can't fuck with me

Got so many Os, wallet looking like a Bubblebeam

Eatin' on this beat, Munchlax in front of cutlery

It's dinner time, niggas couldn't see me cause they Piloswine

Undercover legendary, favorite number's 59

Kicks in my closet, Hitmonlee not livin' here

Walk in clubs, my defense falls, all these bitches leer

Poképunches thrown, Hitmonchan not livin' here

You got a little fire like a wild Vulpix appeared

They had to add me cause I think outside the box

Like withdrawing Alakazam, think outside the Box

You like my shit but I ain't shocked

It don't got no effect on a rock, from what I hear

[Interlude: Shofu & CTC]

Woo! The Based Lord himself, get 'em!

Hey, what's even good man, it's CTC, IDM we in this mothafucka!

[Verse 5: CTC]

Bitch I'm in the cut, Rotom-C

You don't really wanna see me turn my hat and roll them sleeves

Bodybaggin' your whole team like groceries

Turn your Tauros to roast beef

Take your money, badges and your girl with me

First I make her Acid Spray, then I drop my Special D

Specialty, schoolin' you beginners like the faculty

Hone Claws raise my Accuracy

Back to slash you faggots like an Axew casually

Marowakin' wack rappers on tracks until there's casualties

You bastards actually thought you was bad as me?

Only triggers you pullin' on the back of the Wii (hahaha)

Randorosu got the Force like Obi-Wan

Mega Blastoise carry big Cannons, Nickelodeon

I spit that Poison, make you motherfuckers look like Sylveon

And I got yo girl, on my, laptop, call her Porygon

Manip-Manip-Manipulate the metal like a Magneton

Heavily armed like I'm Ambipom

Makin' that Metal Burst like I'm Aggron

Nurse Joy, call an ambulance

I spit like Magmortar

Your weak flows don't affect me, I'm Gastrodon

Bitch!

[Verse 6: HD The One]

Everybody in the Cypher after this you gon' be bleedin'

Team Rocket in my Swisher got me Koffing, Weezing (HD!)

Flow is so rare you couldn't catch it with a Master Ball

You talk and I don't listen you can call me Ash's Charizard

Catch me in the Trapinch, flyer than a Flygon

I'm the best, disagree I'll break your fucking DS

Goin' harder than Tyranitar, I run it like Terrakion

Bodybaggin' trainers, I don't count what fucking badge I'm on

Bunch of cash, and I get it faster than a Rapidash

Something like a Bug-Type, every day I Spinarak

All these niggas unknown, Sorta like an Unown

Scoot you the same shit, something like a Ditto (pussy!)

True story every rapper in this cypher to me's doomed

Cause dog, I'm spittin' Fire like a fucking Houndoom

I'm causing all this Static like I'm Surge's Raichu

I get to shooting then I'm fleeing faster than a Raikou

I'm smoking on that Loudred, flow sorta hostile

Tell 'em Omanyte, nigga you don't wanna joust though

Blast with these toys, big shells, no Squirtle

Put a bullet in this cypher now it's smoking like a Torkoal

HD. Hadouken!

[Interlude: Shofu]

You guys really ain't ready for this, my man's a lyrical genius

The one and only Jwittz

Jwittz, tell them what you spit that fire like

[Verse 7: TheJWittz]

I spit fire like a Heatmor

You're a Pawniard, I'm the Kingler

Exert my Pressure, PP down, you're gonna need an Ether

I'm like a Scizor, physical sweeper

Beat the Elite Four

Master of the creatures

They should call you Minimize, your talent's hella small

You're looking like a Super Nerd and have no friends at all

You're a Timid nature, you don't have the Weather Balls

And if you think I'm bad now? Mega Evolve

Second to none I be wrecking them

Whether my rival is Blue or Gary

They call me Lavender Town, not clowning around

My crew is super scary

Bug Bite, got an appetite, you'll never get to use a berry

Focus Band, we'll get through this barely

Bring the fire, let's do this Flaree-

On top of the world like I'm Red, I'm the final boss

Aimin' for the horn? That's why Rhydon lost

Hit you for your level like Machamp, Seismic Toss

Hit me with a Knock Off

Held item "Mic" was dropped

[Interlude: Shofu]

Punchline king, G. Yee

Nothing but straight bars

Kill 'em!

[Verse 8: G. Yee]

Okay I'm bustin' out my Pokéball

Entei how I be smoking y'all

Tell 'em that I Machamp

I traded so my Machoke evolved

Confuse 'em, I'm Dynamic with the Punches

Lay you face down in the mud like a Stunkfisk

Run this, pulling all the stings to you Shuppets

Burn this to a CD, people tellin' me they Luvdisc

Higher than them Jump Kicks, on that purple Grumpig

Took over the game, now they treatin' me like Thundurus

Damn, got all these haters tryna ban me

Jealous cause my fire flow make y'all look like a Magby

Yeah I'm Fire Blasting

Volcarona dancing

Plus 6, knock 'em out, even if they Sassy

Plus they guns is water like I'm shooting 'gainst a Krabby

Pack heat, Chandelure, y'all is just a candle light

These Dunsparce don't spark, but my Magnemite

Right?

G.Yee got the best lines

Spitting next gen bars, XY

[Interlude: Matt Houston]

Yeah, you already know who it is

Hoes on my dick cause I look like Gary

Officer Jenny on one arm, Nurse Joy on the other motherfucker

Lines overhead like an Elgyem

Get at me

Who am I?

[Verse 9: Matt Houston]

Bitch it's Matt Houston, not a trainer, better man

All I got is good weed, smoking on that Frenzy Plant

I'm a dog in beast mode like dragon, go bananas and

I spit fire, that's Arcanine, Charizard, Darmanitan

Hybrid N and Colress, swear I fuckin' know it all

Chick gon' catch that Bullet Seed, Discharge when she blow me off

Shadow Triad when I'm here, hoes know no control at all

This girl is like a Amoonguss her hands on my Pokéballs

I be puffing all on that Vileplume, I'm in need of a Litwick

Got you wishin' that you was a Ditto but boy you just a dipshit

Got this girl I'm bout to Bulldoze, I Dig in under them sheets first

She never leavin' with Frustration, and always usin' that Return

Y'all gay, y'all be Sword Dancing bitch I'm sicker than Wally

Hop on a beat, pop ball release, then I go harder than Onix

I'm not The Rock but honestly you bitches will catch Smack Downs

Then your girl tickle my Wood Hammer, I bet you ain't gonna laugh now

Give her that Spacial Rend, stick them whores in line

And when I'm finished, check it, you gon' hear that Roar Of Time

Jump on a track, battle haters then I kill these hoes

Fuck up the whole game like you saved and caught a MissingNo

[Verse 10: Shizzy Sixx]

Suicune to the Sixx you see none of these niggas can match with me

Blastin' a Hydro Cannon and I'm packed with Adaptability

And actually, you favorite rapper I don't rock with 'em

I'll make 'em Chansey in Kanto and leave 'em in a hospital

Bars for eons like Latias and every Eeveelution

You're a Brave Bird, facing me when you see me shootin'

It flies faster than Latios and leaves ya chest burnin'

'Til you pass out like the old man in Red version

My bars stomp, twin blades, Mega Garchomp

Slice and leave you swimmin' with the fishes like Marshtomp

Burnin' Mega Venasaur, bodied my last league

Catch these niggas Sleep Talking, I'm givin' 'em bad dreams

It's gon' be a bad scene, make a Wish, I homie Jirachi

Gettin' stronger everybody you ain't fuckin' with my Moxie

The Arceus of raw, and to me y'all Mew

How you the maker of all when I made you?

Not to mess with, check it

Punchlines make you Chespin, no question

Mega Mewtwo X in this bitch

Ask why and I'm killin' your section

Lesson learned, head of my class

I want cash and a Sash boy

If not twin cannons gon be armed, Mega Blastoise

Holdin on 1 4 5th that'll Zapdos

Hit that Encore and let the mothafucka clap slow

Red screams mercy and I leave 'em in a hearse bro

Line up every rapper I don't like, bitch I murk rows

Me come up Missing? No, I'm here to make this game glitch

Gen Six bitch, upgrade and get you game switched

You're Softboiled and unknown, I'll remain that dude for life

Boutta to go Mega someone gimme Suicunenite

[Verse 11: Scoot]

These trainers gotta go, get up out, what you doin'

They some Unown lames, Gen 2, Alph Ruins

I'm spewin' this Magmar

To get to me you gotta get far

Like you stuck in the cave gotta surf on the wave

But wait, ain't no repel jar

Gotta keep my money on Snorlax

But it's too much in my backpack

When I kill ya Pokés I get more stacks

When I'm on the web Spinarak

Volt tackle no Shinx got a bad bitch no Jynx

I'm Reckless like a Mienshao kill a Beartic new minks

That nigga SGTBash is finished

You son of a bish, yeah that did it

Ain’t no fuckin’ stopping us

I’m smoking on that Tropius

I can see why they copy us

Ditto ass niggas be jockin' us

Hit the U-Turn up yeah that’s the bluff

Picked the wrong move kid nope not enough

That attack was a snack so eatin’ it up

Comin' through with the check in the rain hit ‘em up

You an Old Rod, I’m a Super Rod

But I fucked ya girl with this Good Rod

I went Metapod with this tripod

She Gulpin my Rare Candy Swalot

You don’t get it?

Stuck in a cave like Diglett

Like a Fire Blast you missed it

You a Delibird no Christmas

We run this shit, nigga like the shoes on my feet

Choice Scarf E-Speed max speed holding B

WDFA on the map

HD The One is wack

Gimme that Payday Meowth cat

Scoot stay rippin' the Poké track

[Interlude: Kendrick Lamar]

Yeah ho, this the finale

[Verse 12: Shofu]

Look

They call me shofu, the Pokémon trend setter

OU metagame, I'm from the land of the best weather

Rest never

Nigga this the Pokémon Cypher

Slicing necks like a Scyther and spittin' venom Seviper

We hotter than Sacred Fire

I'm higher than Mountain Pyre

I'm reachin' my final form and no Mega Stone is required

My band is focused you dyin'

Boy you better call an ambulance

I pull up, Scraggy pants

Hit my Outrage, Dragon Dance

Move like it's crowded, bells are sproutin'

My wins somewhere in the thousands

I get it don't ever doubt it

Boy you don't know nothin' bout it

I'm up like I'm Water Spouting

It rains when I fall

Watch me enter a gym with nothin' but depart it with all

That's right, your money, badge and TM

I'm hard as Conkeldurr's cement

Got a giant list of reasons why you will never defeat him

You can't beat him, it's impossible

Challenge me, that's illogical (Uh-huh)

The flow is Sheer Cold, it'll turn your ass to a popsicle

Unstoppable

I'm coming for you, better spend your time nursing

Shofu so fly, he on the cover of that Y version

I murk 'em

Carry my team like I'm surfin'

Ain't talkin' 'bout no Pokémon number 7 when I squirt 'em

Nigga this that Critical shit

Strong Analytical shit

That +6 Physical hit

Pokémon lyrical shit

And I got your bitch on my dick

She rides it like a fuckin' Skiddo

Any Pokémon track, we gon' body the instrumental, motherfucker

Pokémon Cypher 2013

Fuck with me!