[TRENT, spoken]

You can't cherry-pick the Bible, choosing which parts you wanna believe.​

[KAYLEE, spoken]

We don't do that.​

[TRENT, spoken]

You don't? What's this?

(sung)

Kaylee has a small tattoo

That tattoo would be taboo

Kaylee guess what waits for you

An eternity in the fiery pits of hell

[KAYLEE, spoken]

Hey!

[TRENT]

Shelby, you seem sweet to me

But if it has come to be

You've lost your virginity

We'll be stoning you and your family as well

[SHELBY, spoken]

What?

[TRENT]

Or we could use some common sense instead

When you're lost it always helps recalling

Those immortal words that Jesus said

There's one rule that trumps them all

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all!

[SHELBY, spoken]

You know, you make a lot of sense.​

[KAYLEE, spoken]

What are you talking about?

[SHELBY, spoken]

You don't feel even slightly bad for Emma? You guys used to hang out.​

[KAYLEE, spoken]

That was before she turned gay!

[SHELBY, spoken]

Well, maybe she was always gay!

[TRENT, spoken]

Exactly, because that's how God made her, Shelby.​

[NICK, spoken]

He's just trying to confuse us. My stepdad always says—

[TRENT, spoken]

Woah! Stepdad? You mean your parents are divorced?

[NICK, spoken]

Yeah, so?

[TRENT, spoken]

Oh, divorce is a big no-no.​

[TRENT]

Not to oversimplify

But the scripture does imply

That your mom will have to die

How's tomorrow if she's not got any plans?

[NICK, spoken]

Uh—

[TRENT]

There's no way to separate

Which rules you can violate

Let's hope you don't masturbate

'Cause the scripture says we'll have to cut off your

Hands

Or we could use some common sense instead

When you're lost it always helps recalling

Those immortal words that Jesus said

[ALL]

There's one rule that trumps them all

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor

[TRENT]

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all

[ALL]

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all

[KAYLEE]

Love Thy Neighbor

[TRENT]

Yes!

[NICK]

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all

[TRENT]

Alright!

[SHELBY]

Love Thy Neighbor

[TRENT]

Love Thy Neighbor

[KAYLEE]

Love Thy Neighbor

[ALL]

Trumps them all!

[Instrumental]

[ALL]

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor

[TRENT, ENSEMBLE]

Trumps them all! (Love Thy Neighbor!

Love Thy Neighbor!

Love Thy Neighbor, here I come!)

Time to make some better choices

Drop the hate, and raise your voices

[TRENT & ENSEMBLE]

Love Thy Neighbor is the one that trumps them all

[TRENT, ENSEMBLE]

(Love Thy Neighbor)

Love Thy Neighbor!

(Love Thy Neighbor)

[TRENT]

Jesus take the wheel and steer it if you feel the Holy spirit

Come on kids and let me hear it, what?

[TRENT, ENSEMBLE]

(Love Thy Neighbor) Alright!

(Love Thy Neighbor)

[ALL, ENSEMBLE]

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all!

(Love Thy Neighbor

Love Thy Neighbor)

[ALL]

Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all!