This polka is a medley of the following songs (in order of appearance):

“Poker Face” by Lady Gaga

“Womanizer” by Britney Spears

“Right Round” by Flo Rida

“Day ‘n’ Nite” by Kid Cudi

“Need You Now” by… Read More [Part I: Poker Face by Lady Gaga]

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

Oh woah oh oh

Can't read my

Can't read my

No, he can't read my polka face

She's got to love nobody

Can't read my

Can't read my

No, he can't read my polka face

She's got to love nobody

P-p-p-polka face

P-p-p-polka face

P-p-polka face

Mum mum mum mah

P-p-p-polka face

P-p-polka face

P-p-p-polka face

Hey!

[Part II: Womanizer by Britney Spears]

Womanizer-woman-womanizer

You're a womanizer

Oh, Womanizer

Oh, you're a womanizer, baby

You, you, you are

You, you, you are

Womanizer

Womanizer

Womanizer

Womanizer

Womanizer

Boy don't try to front (I, I)

I know just, just what you are (are, are)

Boy don't try to front (I, I)

I know just what you are (are, are)

You say I'm crazy

I've got your crazy!

You're nothing but a

Womanizer!

[Part III: Right Round by Flo Rida]

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down, down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down

Hey!

[Part IV: Day 'n' Nite by Kid Cudi]

Day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He's all alone through the day and night (day and night)

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night

At-At-At night!

[Part V: Need You Now by Lady A]

It's a quarter after one

I'm a little drunk

And I need you now

Said I wouldn't call

But I lost all control

And I need you now

And I don't know how

I can do without

I just need you now

[Part VI: Baby by Justin Bieber]

And I was like...

Baby, baby, baby

Baby, Baby, Baby

Baby, baby, baby

I thought you'd always be mine

[Part VII: So What by P!nk]

So, so what, I'm still a rock star

I've got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what? I'm having more fun

And now what we're done

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool

So, so what, I am a rock star

I've got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight

[Part VIII: I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry]

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it

[Part IX: Fireflies by Owl City]

And I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake

When I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems

[Part X: Blame It by Jamie Foxx]

Blame it on the goose

Got you feeling loose

Blame it on the 'tron

Got you in the zone

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the vodka (Hey!)

Blame it on the Henny (Hey!)

Blame it on the blue-tap (Hey!)

Got you feeling dizzy (Hey!)

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

[Part XI: Replay by Iyaz]

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out

Got me singin' like

Na na na na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay

Stuck on replay

Stuck on replay

Replay

Replay-ay-ay-ay

[Part XII: Down by Jay Sean]

Baby, are you down?

Down? down? down? down?

Baby, are you down?

[Part XIII: Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz]

I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break your heart

[Part XIV: Tik Tok by Ke$ha]

Don't stop

Make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight

I'mma fight

'til we see the sunlight

Tik Tok

On the clock

But the polka don't stop (No!)

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

[Part XV: Polka Face Reprise]

P-p-p-polka face, P-p-p-polka face

Talkin' bout my polka face, p-p-p-polka face

Oh no, you can't read my p-p-p-polka face

Talkin' bout my polka face

P-p-p-polka face

(Hey!)