[SEBASTIAN]

The sun is nearly gone

The lights are turning on

A silver shine that stretches to the sea

We've stumbled on a view

That's tailor-made for two

What a shame those two are you and me

Some other girl and guy

Would love this swirling sky

But there's only you and I

And we've got no shot

This could never be

You're not the type for me

[MIA]

Really?

[SEBASTIAN]

And there's not a spark in sight

What a waste of a lovely night

[MIA]

You say there's nothing here?

Well, let's make something clear

I think I'll be the one to make that call

[SEBASTIAN]

But you'll call?

[MIA]

And though you looked so cute

In your polyester suit

[SEBASTIAN]

It's wool

[MIA]

You're right, I'd never fall for you at all

And maybe this appeals

To someone not in heels

Or to any girl who feels

There's some chance for romance

[SEBASTIAN]

(whistling)

[MIA]

But, I'm frankly feeling nothing

[SEBASTIAN]

Is that so?

[MIA]

Or it could be less than nothing

[SEBASTIAN]

Good to know

So you agree?

[MIA]

That's right

[SEBASTIAN & MIA]

What a waste of a lovely night