[Intro]

Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man

哦，我耳中的音乐啊，伙计

How can I describe the way I feel?

要怎么形容此刻的感觉？

Fucking great, man

真他妈的好啊

Okay, let me see

好吧让我想想

How could I begin?

要怎么开始？

[Verse 1]

Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch

我午饭要吃的锁在Mariah酒柜里

Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch

就是面包，葡萄酒，再来点面包、葡萄酒还有麦片

Red wine for breakfast and for brunch

早饭和早午饭都要红酒

And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch

中和一下两顿之间吃的那些零食和饼干

Mariah, what ever happened to us?

Mariah，我们之间到底发生了什么？

Why did we have to break up?

为什么我们一定要分手？

All I asked for was a glass of punch

我只是想要一杯潘趣酒

You see, I never really asked for much

你看啊，我从来没要太多

I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such

我实在搞不懂你在想什么

A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk

就在你跟那个拉丁猛男分手以后

Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up

那个Luis Miguel（牛姐98-01年的男友），Nick Cannon最好靠边站

I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk

我可不是开玩笑，我要她回来，你这混球

This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk

这是Hello Kitty床单（牛姐喜欢Hello Kitty），主要材料是绸缎放克

Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk

还混了埃及血统（牛姐有埃及血统），还有一点点说唱和朋克

Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk

Zapp（70年代灵魂乐和放克乐队）和Eric Clapton（摇滚和布鲁斯音乐人）, Shaft, Frank Zappa（60年代摇滚先锋），, crunk（旷克音乐，结合了嘻哈和放克）

And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya

是的宝贝，我还想再给你一次机会

You can beat me with any spatula that you want

你想怎么拿锅铲子打我都行

I mean, I really want you bad, you cunt

我太想要你了，婊子

Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk

Nick，你也玩够了，我要来踢你蛋蛋了

Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood

来一包新鲜血液挺不错

So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture

所以准备好享受德古拉的针灸服务吧

[Chorus]

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

When will it ever cease?

什么时候才能停下来？

For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least

老天啊，他少说也是疯了

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

What's going through my mind

我脑子想的

Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like

多半时候，当我押韵时，或者

Bagpipes from Baghdad

像巴格达的风笛一样狂吹时

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

有人竖起了“空房”的标志

'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my

我走了以后，记得吹我

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag

我像个疯子似的拿着垃圾袋在大街上乱跑开心得不得了

[Verse 2]

You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture

你在我的歌词里永远占有一席之地

I'm the Miracle Whip trickster

我就是奇迹魔术师

My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around

我那标志性的嗓音啊，如果手头有一管唇膏

I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow

我马上就抹

Man, what an ensemble

老天，多棒的组合

What an assortment of pharma–ceuticals

多种多样的药品啊

This beautiful pill dust in my palm, my

手掌上美丽的药粉

Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle

是碰过瓶子以后残留在皮肤上的

Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma

没想到我还能想起那么多关于我妈的事

I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya

我会像Dahmer（Jeffery Dahmer，连环杀手和性侵犯）一样杀了你，把屠刀捅进你身体

The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja

这刀的尺寸真够大，我简直就他妈是Red Sonja（漫画人物，武器是一把大刀）

Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing ya, Norman

直插进你的眼角膜，很高兴认识你，Norman

You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy

你真他妈够烦人的，把铲子放下

You don't know what the fuck you're doin'

你他妈根本就不知道自己在干啥

I ain't playin' no fuckin' more

我不会再过家家了

Nick Cannon, you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore

Nick Cannon，你这傻屌，祝你跟那臭婊子一切好运（牛姐与Nick Cannon于2008年4月30日结婚，Relapse发行于次年5月15日）

Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachai

每分钟都有一个笨蛋出生，悄悄靠近Malachai（Malachai Boardman，恐怖电影《玉米地的孩子》主角，曾逼着一个男孩用玉米棒口交）

Made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn

让这狗逼去口玉米棒

Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan

Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and

拿冰球砸Jason（Jason Voorhees，恐怖片《十三号星期五》主角，Slim面具杀手形象的原型）的脸

Told him it's fuckin' on, man, what the fuck are ya doin'?

告诉他要开始了，老兄，你他妈干嘛呢？

You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower

你在用割草机碾过吹雪机

Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad

吹那巴格达的风笛

[Chorus]

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

When will it ever cease?

什么时候才能停下来？

For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least

老天啊，他少说也是疯了

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

What's going through my mind

我脑子想的

Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like

多半时候，当我押韵时，或者

Bagpipes from Baghdad

像巴格达的风笛一样狂吹时

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

有人竖起了“空房”的标志

'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my

我走了以后，记得吹我

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag

我像个疯子似的拿着垃圾袋在大街上乱跑开心得不得了

[Verse 3]

In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables

跟两个脑死亡的植物人女同上床

I bet you they become heterosexual

我打赌她们都变成直女啦

Nothing will stop me from molestin' you

没人能阻止我猥亵你

Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

乳交直到你的乳头给我的蛋蛋挠痒

Is what I said to the two conjoined twins

这就是我跟那对连体双胞胎说的话

How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?

怎么啦姑娘们？你们需要男朋友吗？

You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment

你需要药膏？刚刚预约好了

Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip

谁先去看医生呢？扔个硬币决定吧

I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip

我刚拿到戒瘾一年纪念币

When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?

当坏事已经开始，还会怎么恶化呢？

Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with

宝贝，别对互相手冲有心理障碍

Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip

特别是你俩胯部本来就长在一起

I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit

我这就去把针线包找来

And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit

尝试先把她们分开然后把阴部缝到一起

Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip

拿巧克力片去勾引小男孩

Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic

还有曲奇，看啊，甚至还拍了一张宝丽来相片

[Chorus]

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

When will it ever cease?

什么时候才能停下来？

For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least

老天啊，他少说也是疯了

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

What's going through my mind

我脑子想的

Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like

多半时候，当我押韵时，或者

Bagpipes from Baghdad

像巴格达的风笛一样狂吹时

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

有人竖起了“空房”的标志

'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my

我走了以后，记得吹我

Bagpipes from Baghdad

巴格达的风笛

I run the streets and act like a madman

我像个疯子一样在大街上乱跑

Holding a Glad bag, oh, bagpipes from Baghdad、

手上拿着垃圾袋，哦，巴格达的风笛

[Outro]

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