[Nice Peter as Lord Voldemort]

I’m the darkest dark wizard in all of history

I’ll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory

With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floor

You’s a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldore

I’m the best wizard rapper you ever will see

You’re a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy

I’ve got multiple souls and can raise the dead

If you think you can win then you’ve been sorely misled

[Epic Lloyd as Harry Potter]

You’s a big bald fairy, you think I’m scared of you

I smoked a basilisk and I’ll smoke you too

I got witches in class I got witches in the halls

If you look under my cloak, you’ll see my Hagrid size balls

I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess

Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart’s Express

You can’t touch me son, I drive magic cars

I dish out big hurt, you just pass out little scars!

[Nice Peter as Lord Voldemort]

Poor little Harry, you’re such darling lad

Do you miss your Uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad?

Oh that’s right, I killed ‘em, you’re little owl too

All your friends are next, I’ll cut right through your crew

You look like Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tiny

Is that why you couldn’t close the deal with Hermione?

My boys are called death eaters, they’re black magic studs

They’ll make you disappear, they don’t care for mudbloods

You can never find me, it’s like trying to catch smoke

You can’t hide from me with your punk ass cloak

You think you’re invisible, but I can see through that!

I’ll run up with my wand and go RAT-A-TAT-TAT

[Epic Lloyd as Harry Potter]

Say it don’t spray it, your breath smells like a grave

Your teeth look like tombstones and your nose is concave

Your head looks like a golf ball, your face looks like a lizard

Here’s the toll free number for the hair club for wizards

The toughest gang around is the Gryffindor crew

Wizards drive bys is what we do

When dementors try to ice me I step right up and own em

I crack a butterbeer and say “Expecto Patronum”!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!