[Verse 1]

School's out Christmas break

Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight

First the Yankees then St. Louis

The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it

Derek Jeter's lost his mind

Trippin' on a broom stick, better luck next time

[Chorus]

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this

The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss

Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

[Verse 2]

Joe Torre, he's a weirdo

Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo

Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting

You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring

We all know you're chokin' on your lunch

Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch

[Chorus]

It's gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this

The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss

Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

[Bridge]

2004 the best Christmas yet

A World Series ring

I was sick of hearing 1918

[Chorus]

It's gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this

The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss

Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas