This is telling a very commonly-told story of two lovers who are going through rough times. They try oh-so desperately to hold on, but end up unhappy anyways. It makes use of how all songs seem to be the… Read More [Intro] Rock! [Verse 1] She works at Hot Topic His heart: microscopic She thinks that it's love But to him, it's sex He listens to emo But Fat Mike's his hero His bank account's zero What comes next? [Pre-Chorus] Same song; different Chorus [Chorus] It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us From Punk Rock 101? My Dickies, your sweat bands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands For Punk Rock 101! [Verse 2] She bought him a skateboard A rail-slide, his knee tore He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop She left him for staring At girls and not caring When she cried 'cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up [Pre-Chorus] Same song; second Chorus [Chorus] It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us From Punk Rock 101? My Dickies, your sweat bands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands For Punk Rock 101! [Bridge] Don't forget the delay On the very last word Seven years later He works as a waiter She marries a trucker And he's never there The story never changes Just the names and faces Like Tommy and Gina They're living on a prayer (Did you just say that?) I said [Chorus] It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us From Punk Rock 101? My Dickies, your sweat bands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands For Punk Rock 101! [Outro] It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us From Punk Rock 101? My Dickies, your sweat bands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands For Punk Rock 101! It's stupid, contagious (same song, different chorus) To be broke and famous Can someone please save us (same song, different chorus) From Punk Rock 101? My Dickies, your rock hands (same song, different chorus) My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's shoplift some sweat bands (same song, different chorus) For Punk Rock 101!