There’s been so many great promotional pics for this battle over the years.[Round 1: Carter Deems]

Yo, in your battle against that one guy

You said that one thing and it was really dumb

I make him go really dumb for talking slick when I put that metal in his mouth, now that's a silver tongue

You started battle rapping at the age of 51

Back when you were really young

I don't act like I carry a silly gun but my girl does and She Bang like William Hung

That picture in my living room? That's the one that William hung

Crazy with the hands I got silly thumbs

I don't kill a ton but I move weight by the kiloton

Just wait til my shipments come, this butt head been a bum

Catch me in the kitchen whipping up sticky buns

Your favorite Pokemon is Lickitung

I make him stop motion like Chicken Run

My mom beat you in a footrace, that chick can run

Just cause you grip the heat doesn't mean you're more real than me

It just means that we have fun on Friday nights very differently

I like to hand paint ornaments from my Christmas tree

And I enjoy the mystery of seeing what Santa decided to get for me

But you spend Christmas week

Trying to get people underneath the mistletoe so you can make your fist kiss their teeth

Neither way is right or wrong, we're just different, see?

I seek inner peace by sipping tea like my skin is green

But then I hit the streets...to trick or treat

With my friends, with the hope that they'll finally share their Twix with me

You seek serenity by going on a killing spree

And punching the first kid you see wearing skinny jeans

As you head outside to race limousines

Seems pretty legit to me

But we're not enemies

We can do friendly things

You can watch season 3 of Friends with me

And I'll even let you have the password to my Netflix for free

We can garden together

I'll trim the weeds and plant all types of different seeds

And in the spring, I'll go with you to see your grandson play little league

We'll have a ball...literally

My car the same color that citrus be

I call it a "lemon drop"

Bend the block in that wide body trunk so big I get followed by Sir Mix-A-Lot

My whip is hot

It's like when I lost my baseball cards, that's missing Topps

Leave him with missing tops, red dot, itchy trigger finger, give 'em all chicken pox

My favorite type of pie? Chicken pot

I own 50 Glocks and the calicoes shoot bullets the same size as a litter box

You'll see defeat like my missing socks

It'll be a clean sweep, I own three Swiffer mops

Lick a shot, then get your chick in the Coupe faster Fantastic Mr. Fox

Yo, listen pops

I'll hit him so hard it'll split my hands like Mr. Spock

Keep acting like what you spit is hot and that'll get Ice creamed in the future like Dippin Dots

[Round 1: Head I.C.E.]

I'm a legend to the vets

I even main event perform for all the rookies

And all you pussy

And I been giving you niggas the messages like fortune cookies, nigga

Piff in the Swisher stick, pick a rhythm

I'm like Swiss and Kiss, I'll air you

Pick a beat, and watch me weave through a track like your bitches hair do

How I'm looking king?

Oh that's just royalties

You getting signed? Bow, now you blind

And The Wolf running off with all your royalties

You looking to sue?

Well, we done gave Surf all the money for his lawyer fees

I'm the King Of The Dot

When Rone, see me, he tuck in his chain

Shit ain't gon' be the same for Carter Deems

I should be going platinum in a week

S Dot, Carter 3, but instead I got a Martin King

Kids with they darkest dreams and be they leadership

Cause they'll never see this shit in Carter Deems

You good for a joke but stand up

If they let the dogs out to play your cat ass gon' cram up

Let's keep it G

If I'm in your house, your family gon' feel uncomfortable

Not cause I'm black and my size

Your family gon' feel uncomfortable because I'm black and my size

That's not a joke

And that outfit, yo' daddy wore when he rape you and your cousin was a costume

It was not the pope

Laugh now

I used to spit spitballs and pop rubber bands at class clowns

Snatches, gimmie mines, wedgies, show yo' ass now

You the water boy

Players can't even trust you with the water boy

You been came out the closet

Now you trying to scare us by busting out the wall, the boy?

Stop playing kid games, before you miss a piece, like one of my kids game

Then I hide the gun like some friends of my kids came

I'm with the shit

Yeah, you should avoid death

Some of my wolves embrace it as a joy, yes

So that murder weapon can be that Willie Mays bat from out your toy chest

My mind be thinking, how it feel on the inside of a thick bitch

Yo' mind be thinking, "My next battle, I hope Joe Cutter show up so we can share this box of chitlins

In your back pocket you pull out fish sticks

Your left jacket pocket got lipstick

Your right jacket pocket got biscuits

They laughing cause they know your art

I'm rapping to expose your heart

Fuck a flea market, this should've been in the meat market

Cause you was food from the start

Now give me something to laugh at

Crack me up

Cause off crack, we up

But you don't know nothing about that re-up so we gon' look past that

But yo' aunt, she can pump diesel for me

Your sister? She can test needles for me

You got a brother? He look anything like Joe Cutter

Then he can sneak into a biker club and kill people for me

I'm with the shit

My mom said I got my pop's eyes

And when people look in 'em

They instantly take an order instead of giving one like pot pies

Any sign of disrespect could possibly lead to a pedestrian death like missing a stop sign

I be speeding

But I'm in the right lane that's what got me here

Plane seats got the driver side feeling just as good as granny rocking chair

Ho, ho, ho I ain't talking Santa's lap

If I send you a gift after I light the tree, your whole family wrapped nigga

Bomb threat, Glock 26, extensions look like the leg on a Vietnam vet

Cut the war stories

You can't DVR this drama

So much blood in your mouth, only your family will do CPR to revive ya

Taste the love nigga

[Round 2: Carter Deems]

Let's get back to these real bars

Yo I'm spitting so much fire we don't even need heat in this place

I'm running the streets at a pace where you'd get beat in a race

But before we go forward be honest, are you gonna punch me in the face?

You're a very graceful man

He usually has three women feeding him grapes

While he takes three other women simultaneously on amazing dates

Believe me he's great

You'll see it's fate

Our friendship's written in the stars

So understand if you're needing your space

But for real though, are you gonna punch me?

For real, let me know if you're gon' hit me

Let me know even if you're so-so or iffy

I was just kidding about you being over 50

I tried to pick some girls up earlier and so far I'm O for 50

And those girls weren't even remotely pretty

So maybe you should punch me in the face so at least I can invoke some pity

You sleep on a futon

That's why your back and neck's weak

I'm feeling so well rested I won't have to sleep again til next week

Decorative pillows, cover slips, comforters, my bed's neat

That's why I get the best sleep

I'm not making this up I Excel every time I spread sheets

You'll get crossed for sleeping on the kid, that's plaid pajamas

Your favorite Wu-Tang member? That's Cappadonna

I'll grab the blocka, bring John John in show you how to cap a Don...uh

Yo badge of honor

I get followed by the police but I lose the tail like an attacked iguana

You test the dude it's petting zoo

You act sheepish around the goat (GOAT) and I'll pack a (alpaca) Llama

My car the same as my bunk bed, I don't like the top

The only time that I.C.E. is hot is when he wears Icy Hot

He pulls his thighs a lot

You looking stupid boss that's Michael Scott

It's just another day at The Office when the rifle pop

That'll put a spring in his step like Nike Shox

Yo, I'm the hottest cat in this (Katniss) and I'm not talking bout Mocking Jay

I'll swallow a lady's wedding ring and throw the diamond up like I'm mocking Jay

Dame threw the Roc away, not sure how much that rock will weigh

When my cat starts snoring I make her turnover like I threw the rock away

I make her lean back, I got a lean back that's why I walk in a very awkward way

You have a very disrespectful disposition towards women, that's misogyny

You have arthritis so please let me know if you want me to massage your knee

Oh, you wanna box with me?

Well I can hit him in the back like Apollo Creed

But this cat's back, not something that my cat massagers need

[Round 2: Head I.C.E.]

I said, eh try not to swallow your tongue in this motherfucking battle

You hear me chump?

Cause the way shit looking, now-a-days they'll charge me for that murder, you hear me Trump?

This a rapper who catch real bodies, vers'

A nigga who believe what they saying about Bill Cosby

Is you serious O?

I thought Avacado and Pro would know they limits

Instead they put a Wolf vers' a nigga who'll wear a shirt with four beige cats

And on the back say "OJ did it."

I ain't got time for this shit

Stop hiding the chain before I rob something

And stop putting me against niggas who look like old school cops that locked up the mob or something

I'm in the streets for real

And I keep the steel

If Carter Deems just pop up, how I'ma tell my peeps to chill?

And some of them will prolly take off cause they think he got a gun and the badge and they keep the steel

But once they realize he ain't a cop, or coming to cop

They next option is to keep him still

Til I send my young Wolf to get the ransom money from your mother and father

And we keep him...still

That's my type

So find me a rapper who talk my talk and we can climb heights

Til then, this just feel like me walking in the gym

And letting all the cameras take pictures of me

Cause I'm the one in the lime light

Mayweather

Wait til you see what I do to that boy in May weather

And this is April

I wish I was fooling you niggas but this ain't the first of the month

Besides, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony song was way better

It's the first of the month, wake up, wake up

You computer smart, I just come put ER's (computer) to work

Street knowledge

Don't compare us

He on the web, I'm the spider sitting in the middle seat

Talking to these so called baller nigga's bitches; John Salley nigga

I like revolvers I can pop shit trying to pick up and find the shell that dream's a nightmare

But them sixteens is hotter than an ovio[?] dis

Oh you can thank drizzy for that hotline

Chris breezy for the dance moves, anyway

You a letter in a bottle type of spitter

I'ma tell loaded lux so what you battled him

Go do a song with hollow type of nigga

Spring breaker coffee maker

Move and shaker gentleman and gangster

Miley cyrus play with polly pockets

Me? The rapper who put fear in Iron Solomon

With seven bad bitches willing to love and fuck me, I am Solomon nigga

I would left hook lacy this nigga to the past tense

Then uppercut this chump til he have a giraffe neck

Then alley oop slam dunk his head into a trash bin

Off the half step nigga

Lotta people thought I wasn't gonna have an angle for you, I've been telling 'em

"This battle is stopping his moms from making him have a yard sale on the balcony."

I'm expecting a "thank you" from him

But you can keep it of course

Then again you can thank me by coming with me to book people like the cheapest resorts

I'll play the Grim Reaper

You just wear those sneakers and they'll think we need the support nigga, yeah

Ice, fuck it

[Round 3: Carter Deems]

With you we really know that the gats aren't clapping

I brought the tools to cut him off at the same time he was rapping

I'm just a silver tongue stud who wears a silver tongue stud

My dad will be 61 in a month but to you he's still a young blood

I can call you an irrelevant has been but I have respect for your passion

You've seen deadly assassins like The Predator tracking

You had the weapon attached and drew/Andrew like President Jackson

You got the pockets full of president Jacksons

You got the president stacking but I'm 'bout to take it all away

You can call me Young Federal Taxes

I know you've seen things that I could never imagine

I'm not here to debate whether it happened

But we're not here to see who's seen the most murders we're here to see who's better at rapping

...Which is also you

Props are prolly due that's the honest truth

If we battled on top of the building I would've already jumped off the roof

My car? It's off the roof

What are you doing later?

Cause I already called ahead and got a booth at a Jamba Juice

And don't worry about what it's costing you I got a lot of loot

I don't know what your favorite flavor is but don't worry they got all the fruits

My car is the same color as Steve Harvey's suit

That's red, orange and blue

I know big dogs that's Marmaduke

I also know tiny puppies that will hardly bark at you

You call it a gang? I call it a slightly larger group

I'm shining like a sparkly tooth

You can catch me with my family at a barbecue

Cause I stay with my kin (Ken) like Barbie do

Yo, I found a cute kitten behind a dumpster, she was a stray like that

I'm a responsible cat dad, so I got her spayed like that

I know that you hate my cats

You wanna scrap well I may fight back

I'm never scared, but I did come prepared

Just in case you hit me in the face like that

Look, cause I know you punching a lot, running the block

Dumping the Glocks

But I can cook a Lean Cuisine just by looking at the picture on the front of the box

Pop-corn, Bagel Bites, Pizza Rolls and all types of microwavable foods

I'm crazy my dude

The box said to cook it in three minutes but I made it in two

And it was amazing to chew

I'm not afraid of you

I'm wild and crazy dude

When I was maybe two I ate an entire Baby Ruth and I only had one baby tooth

I hated baby food, I'm not here to play with you so don't get it twisted like your ankle do

You wanna start something and change the mood

Well I'll slide to the side of the beef like a staple food

I'm really eating off my paper, that's staple food

I ate a hot dog when I saw the Lakers, that's Staples food

You can catch me in the dance club doing crazy moves

But lifting the beams the only time I raise the roof

Look, when it comes to hustling I outrun this geezer

The kid gon' pop like Justin Bieber

You're just a soft dude who'll never be real like his fam', that's Cousin Skeeter, look

When cheese pops it's beat box, every time he dumps the heater

But when I grab the chopper it makes me {starts shaking} like I'm having another seizure

[Round 3: Head I.C.E.]

I said the freaks come out at night

The freaks come out at night

You look like the kid from Freddy Kruger 1 that fell asleep and got pulled into the bed

He ain't even understand what I said

I said, "You look and like the kid from Freddy Kruger 1

You wanted to fall asleep and pull him in your bed, nigga."

I don't even feel comfortable calling you a fruitcake

I prefer egg salad

Cause I'm convinced if an egg had arms and a leg, with a dick, you would toss an egg salad nigga

I should throw 16 bags of tarter sauce at your fishy ass

Non-stop

Like a black trying to catch a gypsy cab

I'm Carl Froch

Fuck a label, I sell it myself to get the cash and you'se a girl

Watch your motherfucking mouth 'fore I beat yo'...nah

Any reference to a body part to you is a gay bar, look at you

Running your fingers through your hair

Giving me that funny ass look you be giving other guys when you trying to scoop 'em in a gay bar

Well Carter Deems

The only Tony/Toni and a Caesar I'm looking to fuck, is related to Tamar

You let Joe Cutter throat stuff ya

You only let that monster out the bag so you could suck him back in one like Ghostbusters

You said you and your daddy be watching the battles and shit when they dropping them shit, right?

[Carter Deems]

Yeah

[Head I.C.E.]

Aight, cool

Yo, old fart!

I'ma need you to sit up straight and put this new shit in your old heart

It's gon' hurt like them sores on yo' ass you gotta sit and deal with

So you can take this like your last Viagra pill cause your wife still ain't gon' feel shit

While you pitching a fit, your little brother you in them pictures with

Is the first man who signed his name on your son ass you pencil dick

So I'ma need you to stop hating on blacks or getting your friends to vote for Trump

Or watching rodeo for a month

And go get that bitch

Your moms still ride around in them mini vans? Huh?

I duct tape her

She ever get gassed by us

They be using this last flyer as her fund raiser, nigga

You on death row

Your last words will be a joke probably

Til they finish with the gassing and you realize the last laugh is you a nobody nigga

He Neil Armstrong, he seeing the first alien

Y'all ain't catch that huh?

I said, "He's Neil Armstrong, he's seeing the first L he's in."

Off duty cop in a Dunkin Donut ordering shit you can only get from Krispy Kremes

He don't know what jail he (jelly) in

This my home, you in a no fly zone

You want to see the bigger picture?

Well I turn a gun to the side like a iPhone nigga

Oh that ain't youtube for niggas

But I will shoot you and take you to a doctor like, "You tube the nigga."

Ice