[Intro: SpongeBob & Plankton]

It's not about winning, it's about fun

What's that?

Fun is when you- fun is- It's like- it's kind of-

Sort of like a- What is fun? I-

Let me spell it for you

[Chorus: SpongeBob]

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for you and me

N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Down here in the deep blue sea

[Verse 1: Plankton]

F is for fire that burns down the whole town

U is for uranium bombs

N is for no survivors

When you-

[Bridge: SpongeBob & Plankton]

Plankton, those things aren't what fun is all about

Now, do it like this

F is for friends who do stuff to-

Never, that's completely idiotic

Here, let me help you

[Chorus: SpongeBob & Plankton]

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for you and me (Try it)

N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Down here in the deep blue sea

[Interlude: SpongeBob & Plankton]

Wait, I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside

Should we stop?

No, that's how you're supposed to feel

Well, I like it, let's do it again

Okay

[Verse 2: SpongeBob & Plankton]

F is for frolic through all the flowers

U is for ukulele

N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking

Here with my best buddy

[Outro: SpongeBob & Plankton]

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