Incredibly vivid and beautifully incoherent lyrical mastermind. The Bronx rapper Kool Keith once again strikes with his his surreal, abstract and incomprehensible lyrics.

From his album Time? Astonishing!… Read More [Intro]

"Has he said anything yet?"

"Not really. He was picked up in a state of shock

He was babbling incoherently all the way back in the helicopter."

[Verse 1: Kool Keith]

I'm a rider

Tail-spin vocal desire, I set the fire truck on fire

Quit rap cause I'm tired

I force you to retire, can't spit better than chick on wire

Rhymin' sound like you robbin'

I don't feel what you vibin'

Pick see how you describe me

Don't try to be stars with the skies

Anybody rappin' with a vagina go be with the wife and kids

Satan try to hide pull the top off a man hole

I'll show you where the devil is

I'm a nice guy

I'll get your girl a pair of wigs cause she need that crazy

Glue your lips together, if you give me feedback

Pretty skin like Indiana people but don't eat rats

Your lady got crap in her snatch

Beach balls big as the earth

Ladies in bikinis wanna play catch

The hair off the penis drip like Keith's Sweat

I'm drinkin' pineapple juice, Grey goose and floorin' the Key West

5 G's, your woman brought the breast

I put the money up she over possessed

The studio in Miami right after Versace's house

You make a left

[Skit]

"The press somehow got word of it and there are three or four thousands people out there, waiting for us."

[Verse 2: Mr. Lif]

I span lands with small motions, I toast oceans

I hoist open gates to soundscapes that trigger cards

Drunken masters have the brew that I swiggle up

Black men who run off ram and 12 gigawatts

Nuclear response once the rhyme is launched

Armageddon starts, snack on à la carte body part

If [?] enters tempels, the center trembles

Walls crumble since the artist was not humble

I move from 1823 to 2053 casually

Time creates casualties, actually

Whether the great plague, or your homie Bruce with the fake leg

Karma-kaze bomb but time moves on

By the light blue dawn i see avarice nefarious characters

Reaching for the life after this

But the present won't hold still and give you blue pill

When the Gods descend a witness, dominions of true will

[Skit]

"Yes Lieutenant?"

"Don't you have a healing ray in your office?"

"Oh sure Lieutenant!"

"How did you happen to come to the 21st century?"