[Intro: Dave Grohl, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

I am complete!

Fuck

Yes, you are fucked

Shit out of luck

Now I'm complete

And my cock you will suck

This world will be mine

And you're first in line

You brought me the pick

And now you shall both die

Wait, wait

Wait you motherfucker

We challenge you to a rock-off

Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fuck, fuck

Fuck

The demon code prevents me

From declining a rock-off challenge

What are your terms?

What's the catch?

If we win

You must take your sorry ass back to Hell

And also, you will have to pay our rent

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to Hell…

What?

Trust me Kage, it's the only way

What the fuck are you talking about?

To be your little bitch

Fine

Let the rock-off begin

Aahahahahahaaa!

[Verse 1: Dave Grohl]

I'm the Devil

I love Metal

Check this riff

It's fucking tasty

I'm the Devil, I can do what I want

Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt

There's never been a rock-off

That I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal

Like my Scarlet Pimpernel

[Interlude: Jack Black, Kyle Gass & Both]

Noooooo!

Come on Kage, bring the thunder

There's just no way that we can win

That was a masterpiece

Listen to me

He rocks too hard

Because he's not a mortal man

Goddammit, Kage!

He gonna make you his sex slave

You're gonna gargle Mayonnaise

No…

Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam

Dude, we've been through so much shit

Deactivated lasers with my dick

Now it's time to blow this fucker down!

[Verse 2: Jack Black, Kyle Gass & Both]

Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down

I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down

Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown

We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town

Now we've got to blow this fucker down

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

Come on Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down

Oah, we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown

Hey Antichrister, Beelzeboss

We know your weakness our Rocket Sauce

We rock the Casbah and blow your mind

We will defeat you for all mankind

You hold the scepter, we hold the key

You are the Devil, we are the D!

[Bridge: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D

[Outro: Dave Grohl & Jack Black]

You guys are fucking lame

Come on Kage, you're coming with me

Taste my lightning, fucker

NO!

Ow! Fuck

My fucking horn

Oh, no

From whence you came

You shall remain

Until you are complete again

No!

Fuck you, Kage

And fuck you, Jables

I'll get you Tenacious D