[Intro]

Sample and Hold

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Weight: 110

Disposition: Even

Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable

[Chorus]

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the angry one

A new design, new design

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one

A new design, new design

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one

A new design, new design

Sample and hold

Sample and hold

[Verse 1]

We'll send it out right away

Satisfaction guaranteed

Please specify

The color of skin and eye

We know you'll be happy

I need a unit to sample and hold

Don't hesitate to give us a call

We know you'll be satisfied

When you energize and see your unit come alive

We know you'll be happy

[Chorus]

I need a unit to sample and hold

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one

A lonely one, a lonely one

[Intro reprise]

Sample and hold

Weight: 110

[Verse 2]

Perfection in every detail

Fabricated from the curl of the hair

To the tip of the nail

Because our units never fail

We know you'll be happy

I need a unit to sample and hold

Don't hesitate to give us a call

We know you'll be satisfied

When you energize and see your unit come alive

We know you'll be happy

[Intro Reprise / Refrain]

I need a unit to sample and hold

Weight: 110

We know you'll be happy

We know you'll be happy

[Chorus]

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one

A new design, new design

Sample and hold

New design, new design

Sample and hold

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the angry one

A new design, new design

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the jealous one

A new design, new design

[Outro]

A new design, new design

Perfection in every detail

New design, new design

Perfection in every detail

New design, new design

Perfection in every detail

New design, new design

Sample and hold

Sample and hold

Sample and hold

Sample and hold

Sample and hold

Sample and hold

Sample and hold