[Verse 1]

Trying to take the princess back, you quick to fail

Check my skin, I do it on a bigger scale

Wish you had wings like me, I get higher

Cave to the mic booth, boy, I spit fire

Thinkin' she gon' leave with you? You’re not sober

For you it’s over. Man, she ain't trying to date an ogre

You ugly. So if you think she’ll truly be released

You’re mixing up your movies. This isn’t Beauty and the Beast

Uh! It’s no wonder why you’re panicking

Trying to take Giant Steps, stumbling like Flanagan

I hook the track up, then I get my swag on

I’m a dragon. Your flow just drag on

Despite your production company, you seem cursed

So I’ll be shocked if your little DreamWorks

And you going to need a doctor to inspect your health

Chiggity-check yourself before you sh-wreck yourself

[Pre-Chorus]

Looking in my magic mirror

Out upon the desolate wasteland

Cross the bridge and realize my destiny

[Chorus]

One small step for ogres and men

A giant step to try and make you mine

Once they bring you back home to me

You'll be my queen until the end of time (Yo)

Yeah, I'm comin' for you (Yo)

[Verse 2]

Princess need a rich man, and you’ve got mild cash

Rolling with a donkey 'cause your whole style ass

You need some help? Want me to write you a check?

But I won’t cut you anything unless it’s with these spikes on my neck

What’s wrong little homie? Take a breath, you seem stressed

The princess doin' fine in her little green dress

She givin' me her love, she don’t want you to have it

'Cause with your skin tone, it's just too monochromatic

Wait, on second thought, go ahead and be my guest

And let those treacherous steps put your legs to the test

She way up in that tower. If you can get her out, then great

But I can tell by your figure you’re a little out of shape

Her name says it all: If you really want Fiona

I guess you’re just gonna have to pay a fee to her owner

I’m serious with this, I ain't playing no games

Your name ain't Prince Charming so homie stay in your lane

[Pre-Chorus]

Looking in my magic mirror

Out upon the desolate wasteland

Cross the bridge and realize my destiny

[Chorus]

One small step for ogres and men

A giant steps to try and make you mine

Once they bring you back home to me

You'll be my queen until the end of time

Yeah, I'm comin' for you

[Post-Chorus]

Not actually me though

I'm sending an ogre to break you out of

That lonesome castle

I know you can't wait to see my giant

Steps to the castle

Steps to the castle, I'm comin' for you

To make you mine girl

But Shrek is actually gonna do it for me

[Bridge]

Yeah, I'm blowing over giant steps

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I'm a college jazz graduate

And I can't play Coltrane changes

But guess what, here comes the... post-chorus

[Post-Chorus]

I'm comin' for you

Not actually me though

I'm sending an ogre to break you out of

That lonesome castle

I know you can't wait to see my giant

Steps to the castle

Steps to the castle, I'm comin' for you

To make you mine girl

But Shrek is really gonna do it for me

[Outro]

Really gonna do it for me

Really gonna do it for me