This song is Simon’s response to Deji’s (a.k.a. ComedyShortsGamer) diss track, which targeted not only him but the rest of the Sidemen. The beef directly between Simon and Deji began on Twitter, which led… Read More [Intro] Alright, I've gone for an English beat England is my city, big up Nick Crompton Jake Paul's my dad, Logang for life [Verse 1] Only thing you had on me was I got sloppy seconds But wait a second, didn't you mention Ten bars later there was a girl you banged after Tobi? That taught you a lesson (It's mad!) Another girl that you tricked to your pad (Why?) Promising fans but if they don't bang Then you send them away all sad (That's peak bro, it's mad!) Now on to another Your best friend is probably your mother Seen your dad's dick, you make me feel sick And didn't you shower with your brother? (He did) Talk about J as a master, but he's not the one that I'm after Tweet about us on life support? Bro, that shit almost killed me with laughter (hahahaha) Two weeks, twelve vids Now which one has had the most hits (which one?) It's not the one where you sold out JJ It was the Sidemen diss (Mad) [Verse 2] Now I think it's time we switch up the scene Picture Deji Olatunji and a drugged-up teen Now some of your fans might know who I mean If I said that he met her in Bethnal Green And how many times did she scream, "help me"? Your hairline is fucked, you look like ET The last time you almost died like this Was the time you crashed your TT This beef was between me and you But you wanted a few more views (Why?) "I wonder what I could do (what?), maybe diss the rest of the Sidemen too?" (Wow) Notice how no one else has replied Tobi didn't pick a side The others went for the more relevant bro I guess you could say bigger fish got fried (Pathetic) Bro, you just don't get it Coming at me and the rest of the guys You were always bound to regret it Shouldn't it be your dad that I diss? (Jide) I mean the channel is pretty much his And bro, I just gotta ask are they your vids or your dad's vids? (Oh man, oh man) [Verse 3] And usually I'm benevolent But you were hella bent on getting relevant So you went and sent 'cause we're all prevalent Do you know what that meant? (Idiot) Deep this, you're facetious, leave ya speechless I know ya secrets, you need Jesus I know ya weakness, bitch I'm a genius I used to go to his house (yeah) Not once was the little bitch out (never) Sat next to him for two minutes And suddenly this weirdo's aroused (What the fuck?) Says he got loads of friends (Liar) But that there filled me with doubt (Liar) Twenty-one years ago, (what?) I wished his dad pulled out [Outro] Anyone can get a studio, Deji Next time you do a disstrack, actually diss them Don't just say I have white hair Shout out to everyone reacting to this for views, I would too Especially you Deji, I know you're reacting to this right now