[Hook]

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancing, ooh, ooh

[Verse 1]

[Shock G]

Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound

Well, it's the Underground

You know that we're down with what you like

Yeah, with what you like, yeah

[Humpty Hump]

And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out:

Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight

We're gonna say what we like

[Shock G and Money B]

Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the floor

Would like to just let yourselves go

And do what you like

Yeah, well tonight's your night

[S.G.] Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude

Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood

And do what you like

Yeah, and doowutchyalike

Everybody doowutchyalike

[Hook]

[S.G.] I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class

Let's all get together and have a few laughs

And do what we like

Yeah, and do what we like, yeah, and do what we like

And since you came here you gotta show and prove

And do that dance, until it don't move

Do what you like

Sometimes I bite

[H.H.] Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat

And if you're dirty, then go take a bath

Messed up the line?

Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme

Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese

Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please

Eat what you like, yo, smell how you like

Everybody doowutchyalike

[Hook]

[S.G.] Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool

Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool

And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like

[H.H.] Homegirls, for once, forget you got class

See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!

And do what you like

[S.G.] Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown

It really doesn't matter, we can all get down

And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like

From a pink-skinned Yankee, to a blue-black Southerner

Ditch digger or a governor

Just do what you like

Look how you like

[H.H.] Now don't you know we're getting busy, it can't be corrected

Shake it, had to be def

I say what I like

Like I said, sometimes we bite

Even though you don't think it's right

Yo, I like to bite

Just have fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong

You got to admit, it's a new type of song

Doowutchyalike

[Hook]

[S.G.] Alright, here we go, y'all:

Do what you like

Talk how you like

Drink what you like

Grab who you like

Feel what you like

Eat what you like

Scratch where you like

Itch if you like

[Child:] Daddy, can I go outside?

[S.G.] Ha, go where you like, kid!

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Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk

[Child:] Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?

[S.G.] Look, I told you kid, eat what you like, OK?

[H.H.] Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn

And just peep this, y'all, cause we're singing a song

And do what you like, yeah do what you like

And since you came here you gotta show and prove

And do that dance, until it don't move

And do what you like

Like I said, sometimes we bite

[S.G. and H.H.] Now we're all getting stupid and acting a fool

Anything that you really wanna do is cool

So Goldfingers, cut what you like

[Now let me tell you who I am...Ah shit...]

[M.B.] Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat

And if you're dirty, then go take a bath

[S.G. and M.B.] And do what you like

[S.G.] Stetsasonic's not just for the hip-hop fans

And since we're not your average everyday rap band

Yo, Piano Man, play how you like

[S.G.] Just act a fool -- it's okay if you drool

Cause everybody's gonna strip and jump in the pool

...Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet --

Wait 'til we get home

[H.H.] Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunions

Toenails smell and look like onions

Don't doowutchyalike--

Go see a foot doctor tonight!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike

[Hook]

[H.H.] Straight hair, curled, casual or glamor

[S.G.] A shy girl, or loud like a bama

[H.H.] From Connecticut, or from Louisiana

[S.G.] Bad table etiquette, too much chatter

[H.H.] Very well spoken or real bad grammar

[S.G.] A minority token, a brother in the slammer

[H.H.] A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana

[S.G.] If you got a million and living in Atlanta

[H.H.] If you got a weak bladder or can't climb a ladder

[H.H. and S.G.] What we're saying is, it really doesn't matter

[H.H.] I need a word that sounds like "Ana"

[H.H. and S.G.] Slipped on a peel of banana

Doowutchyalike

[H.H.] Yeah, cold getting stupid

[S.G.] Once again, you got the sound of the Underground

Baby Dope is in the house

[Baby Dope] Boyyy!!

[S.G.] Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?

[B.D.] Too stupid check

[S.G.] I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school

It makes no sense just standing around

Come on everybody, let's all...[Get down]

Yeah, and do what we like

[H.H.] From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime

Come on, young ladies, let's have [good times]

[H.H. and S.G.] And do what we like

[S.G.] Now I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance

Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance

To do what you like

[S.G. and H.H.] And get that thing packed tonight?

[S.G.] Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine

Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme

And doowutchyalike

Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike

[Hook]

End the record how we like!