“Blow The Whistle” is the first single from Too $hort’s 16th album, Blow the Whistle.

As explained by Too $hort himself:

It’s a sports metaphor. I’m just saying ‘blow the whistle’ on the people who can’t… Read More [Verse 1]

I go on and on

Can't understand how I last so long

I must have super powers

Rap 225 thousand hours

Get it calculated, do the math

I made 1,000 songs that made you move your ass

And for the last 300 months

I made 16 albums with me on the front and they bump

Where you get your beats?

I heard 93 rappers say bitch like me

2 singers and 10 comedians

And I'm still gon' yell it every time you see me in

What's my favorite word?

BITCH!

Why they gotta say it like $hort?

BITCH!

You know they can't play on my court

Can't hang with the big dogs

Stay on the porch

[Chorus]

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

[Verse 2]

Where you get that from?

Grab the mic, spit one, let me hit that blunt

Pimp C, 8-Ball, and MJG

Keep spittin' that P to the I-M-P

Bun-B, that's Texas, baby

Ball and G, that's Memphis, baby

$hort Dog, that's Oakland, baby

Ain't nothin' but pimpin' these days, G

My nigga C got locked up

But these real hoes still know they gots to fuck

Give a fuck nigga what you say

$hort Dog fuck with UGK

Do you really wanna be like me?

Spit game like Snoop and T.I.P.

Pretty girls in the V.I.P.

They came with Dre... they don't need ID

[Chorus]

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

[Verse 3]

Your mind is gone

Your brain is blazed

You've been wide awake for the last 3 days

Poppin' pills

It goes down for real

Don't stop, just keep rollin' down hill

Crash and burn, can't stand, fall back

You're doin' too much, you can't handle all that

Man, it's been way too long

Time to let the whole world play your songs

Like me, my shit gets around

Leave the country, come back, and hit The Town

I'm in Miami, New York, and ATL

Houston and LA, ask Dave Chappelle about my rich bitch

He got it from me

And made 50 million dollars

I'm proud of you D

But I'm crazy you don't wanna be like me

I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy

Blow it!

[Chorus]

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

Blow the whistle

Bitch!

[Outro]

Too $hort

Up All Night, baby

Album number 16

Y'all can't fuck wit that