This song is featured on Eminem’s greatest hits collection titled Curtain Call: The Hits.

The song is widely viewed by Eminem’s critics as one of his worst. He does acknowledge this criticism, and goes so… Read More [Chorus]

Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)

I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)

I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Verse 1]

(Oh, yeah, God) I never seen no chick like this

This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist

Condom on my dick? Of course it is

This bitch don't know what abortion is

So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star

Looks like Jenna, fack, I'm gonna

Cum, I think my rubber's comin' off

But, oh, it's so fucking wet and soft

Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin' off

I'm squirting and she's not gettin' off

And she's on top, I'm gonna facking

Oh, God, oh, don't do that

Don't, stop, stop, don't, I don't mean "don't stop"

Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, fuck

I, I'm gonna fucking cum

[Chorus]

Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)

I'm gonna fucking cum (Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)

I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Verse 2]

(Oh, yeah, God) Ooh, wow, boom that pow

Ooh, ow, I need a cigarette now

Ow, I'm so fucking hot

And you're so fucking hot

Oh my God, I wanna facking fack

No, not "fuck," I said "fack"

F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K

Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me

Oh yeah, girl, see, baby, they call me Mr. Freaky

Let's call your sister, three-way

Have some threesome, me so horny

And you're such a fucking babe

I wanna go down on you—fuck, you shaved?

Oh, goddamn, here I go again

I'm gonna cum, I am

[Chorus]

Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)

I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)

I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Interlude]

I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh

I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh

I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh

I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh

[Verse 3]

Okay, I'm done, I already came twice

You ain't gonna make me cum

I'm all outta gas, not so fast

Uh, your finger just went in my ass

Ow, that hurts, take it out now

Oh, wait a minute, aw

Put it back in, in, in, in

This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men

I like boobs, boobs, boobs

Now, see that gerbil? Grab that tube

Shove it up my butt

Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh

Yeah, right there, right there

Ahh, I'm cumming, oh, yeah

Fack, I just came again

Okay, pull it out now, enhh

Oh, fuck yeah

Wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there

Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck

Ow, but it feels so fucking good

[Chorus]

Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)

I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)

I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Outro]

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Ew, ew, ew, ew