Fitter Happier is a list of bullet points that diagnosed society for what it was, and where it was headed at the time of this song’s release and arguably the world we live in now.

It specifically lists it in… Read More [Spoken Verse]

Fitter, happier, more productive

Comfortable, not drinking too much

Regular exercise at the gym three days a week

("This is the Panic Office, section 917 may have been hit")

("Activate following procedure")

Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries

At ease

Eating well

No more microwave dinners and saturated fats

A patient, better driver

A safer car

Baby smiling in back seat

Sleeping well, no bad dreams

No paranoia

Careful to all animals

Never washing spiders down the plughole

Keep in contact with old friends

Enjoy a drink now and then

Will frequently check credit at moral bank

Hole in wall

Favors for favors

Fond, but not in love

Charity standing orders

On Sundays ring road supermarket

No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants

Car wash, also on Sundays

No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows

Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate

Nothing so childish

At a better pace

Slower and more calculated

No chance of escape

Now self-employed

Concerned, but powerless

An empowered and informed member of society

Pragmatism, not idealism

Will not cry in public

Less chance of illness

Tires that grip in the wet

Shot of baby strapped in back seat

A good memory

Still cries at a good film

Still kisses with saliva

No longer empty and frantic

Like a cat

Tied to a stick

That's driven into

Frozen winter shit

The ability to laugh at weakness

Calm

Fitter, healthier and more productive

A pig

In a cage

On antibiotics